Best Radioactive Spider Ever
Trump claims the President he has special powers. Apparently he was bitten by a radioactive spider. Donald John Trump is keeping people busy. He’s got staffers, lawyers, streaming … Read more
Russia
Trump Invited to Russian Sleepovers After Revealing US Secrets
Trump’s best buds in Russia invite him over to share more fun and secrets MOSCOW — While many across the US have expressed indignation over Trump’s loose lips … Read more
James Comey, Out of Job, Pursues Life Passion: Resolving Email Issues
WASHINGTON, DC — Former FBI Director James Comey, after rejecting job offers from Russia, China, Iran and even North Korea, decided to pursue his life’s passion of resolving … Read more
Jared Kushner’s Full Plate: A Day in the Life of the Bilkersons
America’s busiest multi-tasking Washington couple – Ivanka and Jared Kushner – have a full plate – what is their home life like? Everyone wonders what America’s busiest multi-tasking … Read more
No Nunes is Good Nunes!
Devin Nunes surprises his wife, coming home after he stepped down from his position in the Russia probe. Coming home in the middle of the day, Devin Nunes, … Read more
Follow the Money… “You talkin’ to me”?
That’s all I hear — “follow the money!” In order to connect Russia to Trump and his henchmen (I mean campaign staff, cabinet picks or let’s face it, … Read more
Do It Yourself Future News Headlines
Look into our crystal ball and create your very own News Headlines of the Future! If you look at enough different newspapers enough different times you find the … Read more
Facebook, Moose Concussions and a Bit of Bullwinkle
Alaskan woman, attacked by moose, starts Facebook petition to boycott ‘Rocky and Bullwinkle’ An Alaskan woman who was out feeding her chickens recently was kicked in the head … Read more
Vertically Challenged Putin Demands World Leaders Greet Him on Their Knees
“‘Heightism’ is a Western bourgeois prejudice that must be addressed.” – Vladimir Putin MOSCOW – The “Kremlin Gremlin” today issued a new policy order demanding that President Trump … Read more
Melania Finds ‘Last Straw’ Loophole for Divorce
“Top Ten Last Straws,” as listed by Melania “My marriage? It’s working like fine-tuned machine,” Melania stalwartly answered when asked last month getting her roots done. But today, it’s … Read more
