No Nunes is Good Nunes!
Devin Nunes surprises his wife, coming home after he stepped down from his position in the Russia probe. Coming home in the middle of the day, Devin Nunes, … Read more
Russia
Follow the Money… “You talkin’ to me”?
That’s all I hear — “follow the money!” In order to connect Russia to Trump and his henchmen (I mean campaign staff, cabinet picks or let’s face it, … Read more
Do It Yourself Future News Headlines
Look into our crystal ball and create your very own News Headlines of the Future! If you look at enough different newspapers enough different times you find the … Read more
Facebook, Moose Concussions and a Bit of Bullwinkle
Alaskan woman, attacked by moose, starts Facebook petition to boycott ‘Rocky and Bullwinkle’ An Alaskan woman who was out feeding her chickens recently was kicked in the head … Read more
Vertically Challenged Putin Demands World Leaders Greet Him on Their Knees
“‘Heightism’ is a Western bourgeois prejudice that must be addressed.” – Vladimir Putin MOSCOW – The “Kremlin Gremlin” today issued a new policy order demanding that President Trump … Read more
Melania Finds ‘Last Straw’ Loophole for Divorce
“Top Ten Last Straws,” as listed by Melania “My marriage? It’s working like fine-tuned machine,” Melania stalwartly answered when asked last month getting her roots done. But today, it’s … Read more
Russian Nesting Squalls: ‘Nasty’ Truth Spilling Out
The truth is spilling out like pods of Russian nesting dolls Whoever said that a week in politics can be a lifetime was living so far in the … Read more
Trump Secretly Negotiating with Putin for Political Asylum in Russia
The FBI’s wiretapped phone records reveal that President Trump is ready to dump Melania, Donald Jr and Eric – but not Ivanka or his money – for asylum … Read more
Trump Tweets State of the Union, Introduces ‘White Guy Doctrine’
Having an important golf date to get to in Mar-a-Lago, president ‘tweets-in’ his so-called ‘State of the Union’ address. Having an important golf date to get to in … Read more
Putin Trolls Trump’s Valentine Tweets
Putin discovers Twitter and trolls Trump, lovingly. The tweets in text format: Trump: Roses are overrated. @MelaniaTrump is correctly-rated. Putin: @realDonaldTrump Roses are red. I am too. Democrats are blue because of Kremlin. … Read more
