‘Happy Holidays’ Faction Strikes North Pole, Merry Christmas HQ
Latest War on Christmas escalation gives fading Fox News new life THE NORTH POLE — Earlier today, the Happy Holidays faction in the War on Christmas launched a … Read more
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The Carnival-Barking Jester Who Would Be King
Donald Trump has single-handedly wrecked rectitude Get out the big black Sharpie and pull down the official Presidential Campaign Manual because its time to redact the rules. Reality … Read more
Conspiracy Theories #2: Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Look at the Internet Again
We here at Conspiracy Theories bring you the hard-hitting website that isn’t afraid to investigate and expose the dark forces that seek to prey in so many devious … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/30/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Trump Rises in Polls after Throwing Kitten Off 58th Floor of Trump Tower
Supporters say Trump’s outrageous stunts prove he’s ready for ‘prime time.’ NEW YORK CITY, NY — Republican presidential candidate and billionaire Donald Trump threw a kitten off of … Read more
Caitlyn Jenner’s Erection Getting in Way of Happiness
Doc says it’s normal, but Caitlyn Jenner not amused Every morning, Caitlyn Jenner wakes up from dreams of starring in a Lifetime original movie, only to find that … Read more
Experts Call Humor Times Magazine Holiday Discount ‘Totally Ridiculous’
Political satire buffs agree ‘it would be a darn good deal if true’ – but warn ‘sale ends soon!’ Major news outlets reported today that the popular monthly … Read more
Trump Calls Statue of Liberty a ‘National Embarrassment That Has to Go’
“Americans don’t need the world’s tired and poor anymore, we’re full,” he says of the Statue of Liberty. By Michael Egan, Humor Times.
Ben Carson: Area 51 Stores My Original Brain, Sasquatches
Ben Carson today announced the real purpose of Area 51: to house his original brain, and a colony of Sasquatches. By Alexander Vosh, Humor Times.
Giving Thanks for Thanksgiving Oddities
Paying tribute to the proud perspicacity of plucky pilgrims in a pacific paean to our peculiar propensity for plumpish poultry on Thanksgiving. – Will Durst
