Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/23/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to, like: “David Hasselhoff changed name to David Hoff” – So, David Hoff is now “hassle free.”
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Trump: US Should ‘Temporarily’ Suspend Constitution
The Constitution ‘simply represents an ideal’ that Americans should strive for, says the man under the floppy hairpiece. NEW YORK – Mussolini look- and act-alike Donald Trump said … Read more
New Thanksgiving Holiday, ‘Gratitude,’ Created
New holiday created for those who must work on the real Thanksgiving, and in response to “Black Friday” and its exploitation of employees. By Roger Freed.
Tapped Phone Call Between Putin and Assad Quite Revealing
HT Exclusive: We have the Putin and Assad transcript! A most intriguing phone call between the two most-beloved dictators in the world.
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/16/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Anchor Baby Battle
Republicans will pull out all the stops to defeat the anchor baby horde. Prepare for earth-shattering news — immigration has become a key issue in the race for … Read more
F-35 Joint Strike Fighter Loses 14 Dogfights to 1917 Biplane
Ultra-costly F-35 ‘at least shinier’ than old Sopwith Camel, officials say. WASHINGTON — The Pentagon announced today that a new Lockheed Martin F-35 Joint Strike Fighter had lost … Read more
Psychic Warns Hillary Clinton of ‘Horrible Berning in 2016’
Staffers say that Hillary Clinton has not been the same since a discussion with “Miss Cleo.” WASHINGTON — Earlier today, a senior campaign staffer close to Democratic presidential … Read more
Let’s Break Away from Black Friday Syndrome
Welcome to Black Friday — a day of nonstop commercial hype! Here comes the holiday season. It’s a month-long season of friends, family and spiritual reflection, and a … Read more
Trump the Great’s First Day as President
A peek inside the Trump administration Dolly Darling, the President’s Secretary, excitedly and fearfully puts the finishing touches to the Oval Office, the new lair of her boss … Read more
