The GOP Bowl
The playoffs continue, with the GOP on Fox… “New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady threw his support behind GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump … [and] says he thinks … Read more
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Donald Trump Blasts Biblical Moses as ‘Incompetent and Weak’
Famed lawgiver called ‘a yuuuge loser who didn’t have a clue how to negotiate’ by Trump NYC — Donald Trump says that his famous inability to cite a … Read more
Carly Fiorina: Flagrant Liar for President!
We’ve got a new darling in the GOP presidential race: Carly Fiorina. Being the darling du jour, however, can be dicey — just ask Rick Perry and Scott … Read more
Putin’s Pugnacious Presence Punitively Preempts Syrian Proceedings Plight
Also, Putin ponders perhaps plundering Obama and other world leaders were sitting around the UN private lounge contemplating what to do about the Syrian crisis that was disturbing … Read more
Watch: Bernie Sanders Takes a Stand on Pizza
Bernie Sanders ‘feeling the bern’ of poor pizza slice distribution Today, Democratic candidate and self-proclaimed socialist Bernie Sanders was “feeling the bern” of poor pizza slice distribution. Sanders … Read more
NASA: California Now Above Mars on Water Scarcity List
California drought, paired with discovery of water on Mars, forces NASA reappraisal. The day after NASA announced they had found water on Mars, the agency revised its list … Read more
Greed Not Good
Gordon Gekko was wrong: Greed is not good. Get this. And get it straight. Gordon Gekko was wrong. Greed is not good. Greed is bad. Greed eats away … Read more
GOP: Pope a Secret Muslim?
Republican leaders have many concerns about the Pope’s place of origin, such as: Do Argentinean bears really do it in the woods? WASHINGTON, DC – Like the composition … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/28/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
‘The Donald’ to Name Individuals to Serve in a Trump Presidency
A Trump presidency might include Sarah Palin, Mel Gibson and the recently located Elvis Presley, say sources. Reliable sources say that “The Donald” has begun naming names regarding … Read more
