Bright Sides to the Perpetual Campaign
The ‘Campaign That Never Ends’ is actually a pretty entertaining reality TV show. Easy to tell the end of summer the year before a presidential election is nigh, … Read more
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6 Exciting New Apps Revolutionizing the Way You Hate Your Technology
New apps that could change your online habits in radical new ways. By Daniel Kahn Do you ever get tired of habitually checking your mobile phone notifications 3 … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/24/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Fox News and Donald Trump Reach ‘Non-Nuclear’ Deal
But Fox News’ Megyn Kelly supporters cry foul NEW YORK – Donald Trump announced today that he had “forced Fox News to its cowardly knees,” after signing a … Read more
Trumpenstein: The Horror Republicans Created Now Threatens to Destroy Them
Republicans regret their creation, and plot to destroy it, before it’s too late. A Rathskeller deep in the forested woods. Night has drawn its blackest curtain across the … Read more
Lost Journal: The Last Journal
Say it ain’t so, Tim! We’ve enjoyed every single “Lost Journal” column, and we wish Tim Mollen the very best! — ed. Journal entry: August 30, 2015 (age … Read more
CEOs Call for Wage Increases for Workers! What’s the Catch?
Wage increases are a great idea, but… Peter Georgescu has a message he wants America’s corporate and political elites to hear: “I’m scared,” he said in a recent … Read more
News in Cartoons: Donald Trump – Yuuuge!
Donald Trump takes on the entire Republican presidential candidate field and blows ’em away This page on the rise of Donald Trump in the Republican primaries is an … Read more
Candidates Displayed in Pens at Iowa State Fair, Like Rest of Animals
Iowa decides to highlight ‘true nature of American politics’ by penning presidential candidates. This year’s crop of Presidential weeds… er… candidates made their appearance this week at the … Read more
Jared Fogle Story to be Told in Epic Film by Clint Eastwood
Subway’s longtime spokesman, Jared Fogle, will be featured in major biopic. Once called “America’s 6-inch sweetheart,” Jared Fogle, Subway’s longtime spokesman, now finds himself in a world of … Read more
