Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/5/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
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Softball Debate Questions Submitted Late: Trump to Staffer, “You’re Fired!”
The Trump campaign has fired a second high-level staffer over a failure to meet debate deadline requirements. The Tuesday deadline for selecting the candidates that would appear on … Read more
Sexy Apologist for Walter Palmer Defends Trophy Hunting
“Walter Palmer is my hero!” says Sabrina ‘Catnip’ Corgatelli, who likes a little exotic trophy hunting herself. “Walter Palmer is my hero, that trophy hunting dentist is free … Read more
Keith Urban’s Shocking Addiction
Famous for his go-go lifestyle, few people know that an addiction to the game “Go” nearly derailed Keith Urban’s career. In a recent rant, much to the dismay … Read more
Handicapping the Republican Sweet Sixteen, Plus One
A Republican Sweet Sixteen… Plus One Get to high ground everybody. Our nation is in danger of being inundated by a candidate tsunami of 17 Republicans. The Sweet … Read more
The Rise of the Seagull: ‘It’s like something out of a Hitchcock movie’
Seagulls have attacked Michael D. Higgins, the president of Ireland, and he plans to strike back. According to the Merriam-Webster dictionary, a seagull is “a large, common, usually … Read more
Stop the Presses! Reality and Fake News Indistinguishable Once Again
Mike Huckabee Says he Will Use Federal Troops to Stop Abortions Once again, reality and satire become indistinguishable! Need proof? Please see our fake news article by Michael … Read more
The News (Really) Bytes: July 2015 in Review
An irreverent review of the news for July Buddhists show their deep belief in the teachings of their saint — Buddha — by murdering and repressing the ethnic … Read more
Lion Killer Dentist Claims He Feared for His Life, Shot in Self Defense
‘I stood my ground, just like my hero, George Zimmerman,’ says lion killer dentist BLOOMINGTON, MN — Fugitive serial animal killer Dr Walter Palmer, the U.S. dentist who … Read more
NRA Pushing to Get Guns into the Hands of Wackos
“Hey, it’s good for business,” says NRA spokesman Statistics show that whenever there is a gun-related mass murder by a mentally ill individual or group, gun sales go … Read more
