GOP Candidates Scramble to Out-Trump Trump with Outrageous Remarks
“What else can we do?” asks Lindsey Graham, who says he may be forced to ‘come out’ on national TV just to compete with Trump for the attention. … Read more
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Campaign 2016: More the Merrier
The campaign race for the presidential nomination is getting crowded, but we like it that way! Got to congratulate Donald Trump in this campaign for how fast he’s … Read more
‘Proud Partners’ Corporatize Our National Parks
Like everything these days, it seems, our National Parks are now background for corporate marketing. Our presidents are good at praising America’s magnificent national parks system, but they’re … Read more
Texans Celebrate Victory Over the Union & Obama’s “Jade Helm” Attack
Gov. Greg Abbott and Texas celebrate their first victory over the Union since the Civil War: Obama’s “Jade Helm 15” blitzkrieg has been thwarted. Wacko, TX — Church … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/26/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Rumpus Chumpus Trumpus
Donald Trump: the gift of loud that keeps on blaring For all those bemoaning the lack of noise in the Republican presidential sweepstakes, it’s time to get down … Read more
Donald Trump Voted America’s Most Lovable Man
‘Hispanics love me, gays love me, the blacks and other losers all love me,’ claims Donald Trump, the flaxen-haired Republican front-runner. New York – America was overwhelmed today by … Read more
Donald Trump’s War Record
Report: McCain is a wuss, and The Donald’s military experience can easily Trump him After Donald Trump’s scathing attack on Senator John McCain’s war record the Investigation’s Department … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/21/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Warren Buffet to Head Up ‘Billionaires for Greece’ Rescue Group
Plans to buy entire country of Greece, pay off its debts, and create ‘a Mediterranean paradise’ ATHENS – Following behind-the-scenes negotiations with the Greek government, an international consortium … Read more
