In ‘Classy’ Move, Trump to Purchase Presidency, One Vote at a Time
Trump plans to offer $100 for every vote for him, “Proving once and for all, he who has the most money wins. Now that’s class.” Donald Trump has … Read more
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Kim Kardashian: The Ultimate Interview
Notes on Kim Kardashian and her Rolling Stone interview TV personality, selfie specialist, sex tape extraordinaire, model, mother, brand ambassador and the first female to obtain planning permission … Read more
Interview with God – A Humor Times Exclusive
Saying He is “misunderstood,” God took the form of a Chihuahua to meet our reporter in Death Valley. Reporter: (texting madly) “Okay, James, big joke. Here I am … Read more
Prince Releases Anti-GOP Track
A fan of Bernie Sanders, Prince rocks anti-Republican message. The artist formerly known as relevant is back. Prince has came a long way since appearing on those Rice … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/1/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
South Dakota County Clerk Marries Dog, As Promised
“It’s a relief to finally come out of the kennel, but this is a little weird” – Butchy-Wutchy, lucky county clerk dog hubby. SIOUX FALLS, SD — A … Read more
Humor Times Columnist Paul Lander Takes 2nd Place in National Contest
“Our second place winner is laugh out loud funny” – contest judges Last month, we reported that Paul Lander, author of the periodic “Ripping the Headlines Today” column … Read more
Northern States Threaten to Secede from Union and Join Canada
At summit, N.E. governors say they’ll secede from the south: ‘Enough is enough!” BOSTON, MA — The New England Governors’ Conference (NEGC) yesterday issued a “heart-felt and unanimous” … Read more
Rebel Flag the Ultimate Dog Whistle
The Confederate rebel flag has been the source of controversy with a regularity approaching that of a Madonna comeback album. Since its reintroduction on the grounds of the … Read more
Gay Marriage is Last Straw: Conservatives Revolt as ALEC Drafts New Constitution
ALEC’s bold new constitution aims to salve the GOP sadz. The American Legislative Exchange Council (ALEC, a Koch subsidiary), sent out an emergency e-mail to their employees who … Read more
