What Good is Being Rich, If You Can’t Live Forever?
The rich are hoping to fund an ‘elixer of life’ and immortality Rich people with too much time and money on their hands often seem to get bored … Read more
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TPP Is Not a Trade Fight — It’s a Fight for Democracy
TPP was supposed to be a done deal. Except for one unforeseen obstacle: the American people! White House spokesperson Josh Earnest dismissed it as a procedural snafu, and … Read more
President Lindsey Graham Plans ‘Nipple Pink’ White House Do-Over
“A complete makeover for the White House interior is needed as well” – Lindsey Graham WASHINGTON, DC – GOP Presidential candidate Sen. Lindsey Graham (R–SC) said at a … Read more
So, We’re There Huh? … When Politicians Run Amock
American politicians’ campaigns continue to devolve into a race for the most extreme positions So, the 2016 election season has begun, regardless of the relentless begging of the … Read more
An Interview with Osama bin Laden (Yes, we know he’s dead…)
Osama bin Laden speaks from Purgatory Yes, we know that Osama bin Laden is already dead, but we aren’t going to let that get in the way of … Read more
Pope “Let’s Be” Frank: A Religious Renegade
A huge Rambo fan, Pope Francis is a religious renegade of sorts In the words of Father Thomas Rosica, the press secretary for the Vatican, “This is the … Read more
Jesus Christ Endorses Bernie Sanders for President
‘Mammon worship is now the true faith in the Land flowing with Koch and Money,’ sayeth the Lord, throwing his support to Bernie Sanders. HEAVENSGATE – Jesus Christ … Read more
Humor Times Columnist Paul Lander a Finalist in National Contest!
National Society of Newspaper Columnists is set to honor winners June 27th: The Humor Times’ Paul Lander is a finalist. The finalists in the 2015 annual National Society … Read more
Former Senator Proclaims ‘Horny Pot’ the Enemy of World Peace
‘It’s possible that smoking pot was the true Original Sin’ – Sen. Rick Sanitarium WASHINGTON, DC – An NIH report released today confirms what dedicated pot smokers have … Read more
Kim Jong-un: ‘My Brother Was Photographed WHERE?’
Kim Jong-chul, older brother of Kim Jong-un, is North Korea’s No. 1 ‘Swiftie’ Kim Jong-chul (his friends call him “Jong-chill”), the enigmatic older brother of the North Korean … Read more
