Rory McIlroy: The First Psychic Golfer
A recently uncovered letter by Rory McIlroy to Tiger Woods discredits the myth that golfers never talk smack. In the words of Confucius, he who drives well in … Read more
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HT’s Paul Lander Named ‘Erma Bombeck Humor Writer of the Month’
Humor Times writer Paul Lander makes good The Humor Times’ own Paul Lander was named the “Erma Bombeck Humor Writer of the Month” for his Ripping the Headlines … Read more
Imagine Cruz as Prez
Ted’s announcement of his presidential candidacy was a real Cruz-a-palooza. And away we go — off on another crazy cruze with Ted! Cinch up your seat belts, for … Read more
Crazy Ted Cruz
Ted Cruz: First sighting of a red nose popping out of the presidential wannabe clown car. Winter is over! Winter is over! Excuse the jubilation, but we ink-stained … Read more
The Humor Times 24th Anniversary Issue is Out Now!
Don’t miss the Humor Times 24th Anniversary Issue – order a subscription or free sample today! Don’t cry about the news — laugh about it, with the Humor … Read more
ISIS and Boku Haram to Sue USA for Violating Religious Freedom
Move follows Indiana and Arkansas ‘Right to Discriminate’ anti-gay ‘religious freedom’ legislation. MOSUL, IRAQ – Knife-wielding ISIS spokesman Jihadi John announced today that his organization and Nigeria’s Boku … Read more
Keeping Up with the Kar-trash-ians
Yet another strange episode involving the Kardashians – which is normal On Sunday’s episode of Keeping Up with the Kar-trash-ians, Kanye West viciously assaulted wife Kim’s personal trainer. … Read more
Piers Morgan: Top Gear’s Newest Host
BBC’s Top Gear finds its new host, Piers Morgan Since Jeremy Clarkson’s dismissal, rather farcically, the BBC ‘rumor mill’ has been doing overtime. With Donald Trump, Bill Cosby … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
ISIS Now Going in One Direction
“I feel like I’m doing the right thing, it’s time to make my parents proud.” – Zayn Malik, formerly of One Direction Zayn Malik admits that even he … Read more
