Ripping the Headlines Today: Christmas Eve Edition!
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
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Pope Francis Welcomes Stephen Colbert Back into the Catholic Church
‘Stephen Colbert is on a fast track to sainthood,’ said Pope Francis Vatican City — Pope Francis announced today that he would personally receive lapsed Roman Catholic Stephen … Read more
Post Office Ceasing Service in Several States
Due to low mail volume, the US Post Office is cutting back The United States Post Office today announced plans to cut back, severely curtail, or not deliver … Read more
Bushes: 3, U.S.: 0
Our little Jeb Bush caterpillar is now one step closer to being a big, bad, beautiful butterfly. Still recovering from the sonic bombshell dropped by Jeb Bush, announcing … Read more
Enclave of Rich White Folk Claim to be ‘Last True Americans’
The “only true Americans” in America trademark the name “TruMerica” A small group of rich, white people calling themselves TruMericans have begun work on a 100-acre piece of … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/16/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Squatting on the Flag, CIA Style
Of course the CIA lies. That’s what they do. If you believe the recently released Senate Intelligence Committee torture report, you might be tempted to conclude that the … Read more
Dick Cheney: ‘I Never Shot Anyone in the Face’
Cheney says the new report’s pictures and documents are ‘a load of crap.’ New York — Former vice president Dick Cheney said today that a new report about … Read more
Top Ten Comedic News Stories of 2014
Definitely NOT the Top Ten Legitimate News Stories of 2014 Hey guys, Will Durst here with your eagerly awaited Top Ten Comedic News Stories of 2014. Now, here’s … Read more
The Pain of Inequality Among Yacht Buyers
Inequality: Our poor little millionaires are suffering a wealth gap, too! In this season of mass commercialism, let’s pause to consider the plight of simple millionaires. Why? Because … Read more
