Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/8/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
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Rudy Giuliani Defends NYPD ‘Culling’ Black Children
“Take them out now before they turn into thugs selling loosies!” – Giuliani Former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani today defended the gunning down of black inner-city … Read more
Rick Santorum: God Owns Church and State, Gave Both to GOP
“God, working through his blessed Super PACs, gave us the money to buy Congress, and charged us with reuniting Church and State.” – Rick Santorum Perpetual religious right … Read more
Stephen Hawking’s ‘Bond Villain’ Proposal Spurs Imitators
Not to be outdone, Dick Cheney, Kim Jong-Un and others throw their hats in villainy ring with Stephen Hawking. Cambridge UK — Internationally renowned physicist Stephen Hawking said … Read more
Beverly Abbey
Ever notice what Downton Abbey is similar to? If you, like me, are a Boomer who is addicted to Downton Abbey, that show just might remind you of … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/4/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Terrorist Winter Retreat Canceled Due to Infighting
Middle Eastern terrorists bummed annual time of ‘fun and relaxation’ won’t happen By Mike Kelly and P. Beckert The annual winter retreat of Middle Eastern terrorists organizations was … Read more
White People Who Throw Up Gang Signs Stand Neutral on Ferguson Decision
Keeping it ‘real’ on Ferguson decision White people who throw up gang signs in pictures on social media sites like Facebook have decided to stay neutral on the … Read more
Thanksgiving: From the White House to Wal-Mart
Thanksgiving turkeys got a pardon, and so did the turkey industry lobbying group. Thanksgiving — a time of grace and family sharing — will start with an extra-graceful … Read more
Thanksgiving 2014
You got to love Thanksgiving. You do. It’s the law. You got to love Thanksgiving. And be honest, doesn’t a little tryptophan poisoning amongst family and friends sound … Read more
