Scary Masks: Midterm Elections and Halloween
The midterm elections and Halloween are similar: both events highlight tricks and treats Hey everybody. The Midterms Are Coming! Or rather: the midterms are coming. To be most … Read more
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Riots and Mayhem After Scientists Announce Lab-Grown Penis
‘Designer Dicks’ to be tested on penis-envying volunteers WINSTON-SALEM NC — Civil unrest broke out today at the gates of the Wake Forest Institute for Regenerative Medicine, Winston-Salem, … Read more
Why I’m Not Going on the Lena Dunham Circus Book Tour
I won’t be an opening act for Lena Dunham’s new book tour. Here’s why. I’m not that kind of girl. I hate taking off my clothes in public. … Read more
Career Fair Day with ISIS
Surprise recruitment effort at recent Career Fair featured offers of free caps, t-shirts and Facebook pokes The annual Cornell University Career Fair Day provides an opportunity for students … Read more
Convicted Murderer Michael Dunn: ‘I Should Have Been a Cop’
“Or maybe I should have been a vigilante hero like George Zimmerman,” said Michael Dunn. JACKSONVILLE FL — Convicted murderer Michael Dunn said in an informal press conference … Read more
Donald Chump
Donald Trump, billionaire douchebag, fooled again Donald Trump, the billionaire douchebag, has said he “may sue and severely assault” a Twitter user who fooled him into retweeting a … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/29/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Rush Limbaugh: Clinton Baby a Hoax
Hillary is just trying to generate sympathy with a fake Chelsea Clinton baby, says the porky radio ranter. PALM BEACH, FL — Chelsea Clinton has not given birth, … Read more
Daesh Bags
As they behead, rape and pillage, ISIS complains that calling them “Daesh” is disrespectful. Downright exciting to see President Barack Obama give that fierce and steadfast speech in … Read more
