A Tale of Three Titties
Tri-boobs for Tridevil she-devil? Now that I’ve let my New York Times subscription lapse, I get most of my news online. When I logged on this morning, this … Read more
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Kim Jong-Un Speculation: Undergoing Sex Change?
Could Kim Jong-Un have been unduly influenced by Dennis Rodman? Kim Jong-Un has not made a public appearance for more than three weeks and now some experts have … Read more
Tackling Ebola: A ‘Refreshing’ Cure
Doctor says Sizzurp cure for Ebola should win him the Nobel Prize Dr. Riskee Logan, a medical professional in rural Liberia, has been inundated with Ebola patients. However, … Read more
ISIS to Burn Heretics in Public
‘Beheading is too merciful,’ says ISIS’ Jihad John IRAQ — In their effort to return the world to the 14th century — guns and You Tube excepted — … Read more
Where’s My Apple iPony?
The new Apple iPhone is like iGoldilocks: There’s a small, a medium and a large. Shake off the blues, put on your shoes, and tell grandma the news: … Read more
White House Down, Unannounced Visitor
Unannounced visitor causes stir at White House To get into the White House nowadays, one must be as devious as they are intelligent, right? Wrong. You must be … Read more
America’s Natural Politics
My father was a populist, but didn’t know it My father, W.F. “High” Hightower, was a populist. Only, he didn’t know it. Didn’t know the word, much less … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/15/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/8/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
NYPD Impounds Joan Rivers’ Joke Files
Joan Rivers’ “words of mass destruction” are “dangerous in the wrong hands,” say police NEW YORK CITY — City authorities in New York yesterday sealed off Joan Rivers’ … Read more
