How They Spent Their Summer Vacation
You wanted to know, we’re here to help: What the country’s top politicos did on their summer vacations. September is a grand month for traditions. Fresh pencils and … Read more
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Police Say Handcuffed Man Was Suicidal Contortionist
Police victimized once again by a contortionist who stole a poor cop’s handgun and committed suicide, all while handcuffed behind the back — honest! IBERIA, LA — At … Read more
The Two Tooth Advantage
Labor Day: This holiday is for you The plume of a great doom now looms. Talking about that wonderfully hideous first Monday in September — Labor Day. Yeah, … Read more
Burger King Describes Latest Whopper as ‘Loaded’
We knew Burger King’s food was rich, but this is ridiculous. Burger King, the whopper giant that sits perpetually in the cool shade of rival McDonald’s when it … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/1/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
How to Get the Most Out of Your Labor Day Weeke…Oh Look a Squirrel!
Musings on the Labor Day holiday In honor of all those hard-working people who are taking a day off (actually, only the people lucky enough to have bosses … Read more
Get Your Own Piece of Fame: Celebrity Remnants for Sale!
Celebrity remnants are all the rage now A new entrepreneurial enterprise has arisen to overnight success: “Celebrity Remnants.” Now the ordinary person can have very personal discarded pieces … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/25/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
“Kyleigh’s Law” Prompts Flurry of New Decal Laws in New Jersey
Kyleigh’s Law requires young drivers to display a special decal. It has inspired many more. Kyleigh’s Law (S2314) is a motor vehicle law in New Jersey. It requires … Read more
Rick Perry’s Smug Shot
Regarding the beaming leer in Texas Governor Rick Perry’s mug shot Knew he shouldn’t. Couldn’t help himself. Talking about the beaming leer in Rick Perry’s mug shot. Or … Read more
