John Boehner to Sue Every Living American
House Majority Leader John Boehner says Americans have been freeloading, and it’s time to pay up. The House voted Wednesday to authorize John Boehner to sue President Obama … Read more
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Presidential Sweepstakes: T-Minus 28 Months and Counting
Candidates doing their best to look and sound presidential Bust out the gin and tonics because this is shaping up to be one heck of a long hot … Read more
Bristol Palin to Launch Online Unwed Teen Mom Channel
Finally, help for unwed teen moms from a real expert Many have heard about Sarah Palin announcing the launch of her own online news channel. The channel will … Read more
Problems in the Bedroom? Try Microsoft Sexcel
Man tries unique approach to solving problems in the bedroom According to Rob Brady, or Flop Brady, as his wife cruelly labelled him, the best way to solve … Read more
Almost Famous, Completely Shameless
Some may call him a bum, but almost famous Alistair Cooper says he’s a respectable bum. At many festivals today, for a large sum of cash, you can … Read more
Lysol Introduces a Rubber That Really Erases
She’ll love that you cleaned up your act with Lysol condoms! Lysol, famed for producing powerful toilet bowl cleaner, has just released a game-changing condom that they claim … Read more
Republicans are Stuck on Stuck
Republicans: Doing nothing, and proud of it “Just following the will of the people.” That’s been the GOP rationalization for accomplishing absolutely nothing for five and a half … Read more
Controversial: D-Day for Day-Lewis
Daniel Day-Lewis gets a little too far into his roles Like calling John Waters slightly camp, referring to Daniel Day-Lewis as a “method actor” is an understatement of … Read more
Forget Facebook, Think Faithbook
Faithbook: The blessed social network Undoubtedly, Facebook has been the top tool for social networking up to now, but a new and arguably more innovative social networking alternative has emerged … Read more
FOUND – “Lost Journal,” the Book!
Journal entry: July 21, 2014 (age 45) – “Lost Journal,” the Book! More than ten years ago, on January 1, 2004, my first humor column was published in … Read more
