Kim Jong Un Teaming Up with Robin Thicke
Robin Thicke latest celebrity taken in by undeniable Kim Jong Un charm On Friday evening, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un was heard asking a party member, “Why … Read more
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Ann Coulter, Trying to Top Self, Agrees to Pose for Playboy
Ann Coulter finding it hard to follow up recent tricks, tries Playboy MANHATTAN — Playboy Enterprises announced today that annoying and almost universally despised author/columnist Ann Coulter will … Read more
Obama: Entire GOP Actually Represented by Body Double Zombies
Lukas was just the tip of the iceberg in body doubles, president says WASHINGTON, DC – House Republican leaders are in an uproar following President Obama’s claim that … Read more
FIFA Condemns Cannabilism, Ruminates on Luis Suarez
FIFA chews over action against Luis Suarez RIO DE JANEIRO — FIFA today issued a statement soundly rejecting cannibalism “whether on the field or off,” and ordered Uruguayan … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/24/14
Ripping the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, … Read more
1950s Science Flicktion, or The Creatures from Saran Rapp IV
Growing up with trite and mindless 1950s-style science fiction Star Trek, Terminator, X-Men… and today’s youth think they have it rough. Ha! They should try growing up with … Read more
George Will Assaulted by Feminist ‘Swat’ Team: Gains Status, Privilege
George Will infamously said sexual victimhood confers status and privilege, now he proves it. Conservative columnist George Will was sexually assaulted by a six-woman squad of feminist “swat … Read more
American Tourist in Italy Excited to Visit the ‘Sixteenth Chapel’
Seeking to broaden his horizons, an American tourist visits Italy American tourist and college grad, Richard Head, recently decided it was time to get some culture in his … Read more
Animal Rights Activist Wants Gummy Bears Taken Off Market
Gummy Bears, while cute and tasty, set bad example SAN DIEGO, CA — Gummy Bears candy has been around for decades, giving children the world over a fun … Read more
President Obama Makes America Forget About Missing Malaysian Airplane and Kidnapped Nigerian Girls
Jedi mind tricks employed by President Obama? Just a few weeks ago, news about missing Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 and schoolgirls kidnapped in Nigeria dominated the headlines. However, … Read more
