How to Watch the World Cup
World Cup watching advice, American style The refrain has echoed across the globe our entire lives. “The World Cup is the most exciting sporting event on the face … Read more
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Father’s Day Iron Dad Competition Cancelled Due to Lack of Registrants
Father’s Day “Iron Dad Competition” squelched due to nothing but “Softie Dads” available BIRMINGHAM, AL – The “10th Annual Father’s Day Iron Dad Competition,” set to take place … Read more
Cantor: Crow, Medium Rare
Eating crow, Eric Cantor style A massive Earthquake rolled through the Republican Establishment after Eric Cantor became the 1st sitting House Majority Leader to lose in a primary … Read more
College Feminists Demand ‘George Will Rape Center’
Demand follows columnist George Will’s sharp-eyed observation that sexual victimhood is “a coveted status that confers privileges.” College feminists are up in arms nationally demanding campus “rape-service centers,” … Read more
Kim Jong Un to Replace North Korean Meteorologists with Jim Cantore
Jim Cantore not excited about prospect of working for Kim Jong un Supreme Leader Kim Jong un was hopping mad this week when, for the umpteenth time, his … Read more
Cantor Defeat Convinces GOP to Come Out of Closet
Nothing stopping pure Republican candor after Eric Cantor loses primary Following Eric Cantor’s shocking defeat in Virginia’s GOP primary, Republican leaders are planning a new strategy for the … Read more
Smart Phone Zombies
Zombified into stupidity by smart phones You see them staggering down our streets, heads bowed as if in prayer, making the occasional grunting noise. Mindless drooling de-animated human … Read more
It’s a Small Third World After All: Afghani-Disneyland Announced
Roller-coaster ride of Afghanistan War to be replaced by actual roller-coasters, in a new Disneyland With the drawing down of U.S and NATO troops in Afghanistan, President Obama … Read more
Milk Stamp Boycott Highlights Extreme Lactose Intolerance
Lactophobia revealed by Milk stamp boycott On May 22nd, the White House posthumously commemorated a new stamp in honor of Harvey Milk, the first member of the lactose … Read more
Plutocracy or Kochocracy?
The Koch-headed plutocracy has arrived In the bad old days, medieval German Lords figured out how to pocket some quick coin by charging a toll on the primitive … Read more
