David Schwimmer Offered Starring Role in Revamped CSI Series
David Schwimmer played Ross Geller on the NBC hit television sitcom Friends Producers of the CBS hit series CSI: NY, which was cancelled last year, have announced today … Read more
satire
Kanzi, World’s Smartest Ape, Still Not Making Headway on Whole Poo Eating Thing
Most apes, like Kanzi, have what to us are very strange cravings Kanzi, the world’s most intelligent animal, sits inside his sunlit cage, dreaming of poo. This very … Read more
Amazing Race to Release ‘Sad Sack Race’ for the Rest of Us
Amazing Race for the un-amazing The CBS finale of Amazing Race All-Stars 2014 did not disappoint, and the world once again was able to live vicariously through beautiful, … Read more
Graduates: Welcome to the Real World
No-nonsense tips for this year’s graduates And now, an open letter to all you new graduates. Congratulations. Good job. Way to go. Bet you thought this day would … Read more
How Well We Know the Bible, or Noah of Ark, as Vaguely Remembered by a Typical American
How Well We Know the Bible: Noah of Ark “We’ve come across people who thought Joan of Arc was Noah’s wife, that Sodom and Gomorrah were married.” — … Read more
Disney Execs Happy with Raising Admission Prices Again
Minnie and Mickey Mouse lose it during Disney press conference ORLANDO, FL — Disney announced last week that they are raising their park entry fees once again to … Read more
DC and Marvel Villains Becoming Good Guys to Land Lucrative Ad Deals
“What can we say? We’re looking for alternative and safer ways to make money.” – DC, Marvel villains It pays to be a good guy. On the heels … Read more
Post Office Delivers Package on Time, Causing Senior Seizures
Prompt delivery by the Post Office? Too shocking! Delores Doldrums, age 67, has been sending various care packages to her nieces and nephews for decades and not once … Read more
New Cruelty-Free Dog and Cat Food Brand
How to create “cruelty-free” pet food? Problem solved! After reading horrendous tales about chicken and cattle slaughter houses, Ed and Edna Hunter decided they could not be party … Read more
Lost Journal: At a “White Party,” a White Man Looks Far Too White, Man
Journal entry: June 5, 2009 (age 40) – White Party In life, I do whatever I can to follow this simple credo: don’t do anything P. Diddy does. … Read more
