How Now, Gassy Cow
A winning cause: cow farts! The mid-level bureaucrat at the EPA strummed his fingers on his desk. In his other hand was a fist full of reports on … Read more
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From Farm Workers to Cheerleaders, We’re all in This Together
NFL Cheerleaders need us to cheer for them It doesn’t take an IQ much higher than room temperature to realize that it’s way past time to raise America’s … Read more
The Death Penalty: Let’s Get Lethaler
The term “death penalty” seems to criminally understate the case You’d think Americans have enough stuff to worry about. Severe drought desiccating a third of the country. A … Read more
Lost Journal: American Idol Plays to Worst Instincts of the American Idle
Journal entry: May 15, 2009 (age 40) – American Idol I rant, therefore I am. That’s the only way I can describe how I feel after watching that … Read more
Russia: Obama Nixing ‘Red Line’ in Favor of ‘Squiggly Doodle’
“Red lines are so harsh and final,” says prez As Ukraine sits on the brink of a full-scale international conflict and Putin debates over whether or not to … Read more
7.5 Million Sign Up for Health Care; Coincidentally, 6 Million Share Biden’s IP Address
Joe Biden deflects praise for amazing health care numbers, saying, “It was nothing, really.” Of the 230 million people over the age of 18 living in America, approximately … Read more
Search for CNN Pulse Continues; Cable Station Off the Ratings Radar
Ever since Flight 370 trail went cold, signs of life at CNN weakening: Only 30 days for it to find new disaster before it runs out of juice … Read more
Michael Phelps Announces Comeback and “Bong-ercise” Exercise Book, DVD
Michael Phelps hopes “Bong-ercise” makes a big splash 22-time Olympic medal winner Michael Phelps made a big splash today announcing his comeback to competitive swimming. One of the … Read more
Childbirth 101: A Father’s Perspective
The act of childbirth is no place for men The gig is up, mothers! After numerous hours of data collection and opinion surveys (Hey Frank, what do you … Read more
