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Scientists discover surprising cause of massive Yellowstone eruption The Weather Channel’s “Forecasting the End” had predicted a disaster, and it has come to pass. Now scientists have found … Read more
A new comic book biography on the life of pop-culture icons Monty Python is being released this week. Bluewater Productions announced plans to release a new comic book … Read more
Turns out, Al Gore was right According to a new UN report, there’s good news and bad news about global warming. The good news — it’s worse than … Read more
Beyonce Knowles’ small loss is village’s huge gain Megastar Beyonce Knowles stopped over in China last week after the completion of her Mrs. Carter tour in the hopes … Read more
In an effort to be more transparent, corporate-owner logos will now be worn in Congress, NASCAR-style. WASHINGTON, DC – Speaker of the House John Boehner announced today that … Read more
The Affordable Care Act deadline for signups has passed: Procrastinators object, saying theirs is a preexisting condition. Shirley Blessfield has been putting off getting an insurance policy under … Read more
“I’m no Einstein, but I know wacko when I see it,” says scientist of Einstein, Newton and Galileo. A group of 142 leading scientists and psychiatrists have published … Read more
Journal entry: August 14, 1970 (age 1) – Age One Looking up at the Sesame Street mobile that hangs above my crib, I am puzzling over the nature … Read more
Earning money is one thing, holding on to it is quite another. These days, the only thing harder than making money is hanging onto it. It’s easier to … Read more
A new, fresh KISS may be “wet and sloppy,” but “at least it’s sincere,” says Gene Simmons. On the eve of their induction into the Rock ‘n Roll … Read more
