Cartoon Caption Contest Winners – March, 2014
Contest Winners Here are the Humor Times Cartoon Caption Contest Winners for the contest ending Oct. 4, 2013. To enter the current contest, go to our Cartoon Caption … Read more
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Congress Still Missing in Inaction After Turning Off Conscience Transponders
“Congress members’ scruples could be anywhere by now,” says transponder expert. A worldwide search has been launched for the missing consciences of hundreds of U.S. congresspersons, after reports … Read more
Miley Cyrus Quotes – Then and Now
Cute and innocent: Those were the days, my friend. Just for fun, let’s compare some Miley Cyrus quotes from back in the day with what she’s saying now. … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/11/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Local Woman Obsessed with Making Pancakes with Likeness of Jesus or Somebody
Likeness of Jesus or Buddha or someone famous on pancakes could sell big on eBay, woman claims. Lois Reiner, from Hoboken, New Jersey, is a woman with one … Read more
Obama Shifts Policies to Secure NRA Support
Sure to be first Democratic president to secure NRA support with these new proposals – which have liberals up in arms, so to speak. WASHINGTON, D.C. — The … Read more
Idaho State Senator Furious Over Virtual Lap Dance Ban
“There goes Idaho’s chances of ever hosting a CPAC convention!” said the senator, regarding the virtual lap dance ban in his state. BOISE, Idaho — Sen. Sam Getzless … Read more
Them That Has, and Them That Don’t: Rich vs Poor – An Exclusive HT Cartoon News Report!
It’s Rich vs Poor, but the downtrodden wealthy are finally getting some help! [This page is an excerpt from the Humor Times magazine. The monthly publication is available … Read more
Letting Go: Retirement
Retirement from a job to which you devoted 35 years can’t come soon enough. By John Walters Leaving a job to which you devoted 35 years. Farewell to … Read more
AP: Dramatic Rise in Domestic Wine Sales Linked to Newly Diagnosed “Suburban Housefrau Syndrome”
Viral outbreak of “Suburban Housefrau Syndrome” (SHS) rampant. By Julie Mains A dramatic spike in wine sales in the suburbs of thriving major metropolitan cities around the United … Read more
