Giant Sinkhole Draining Gulf of Mexico
Scientist: “At least this sinkhole might finally allow us to clean up all of BP’s spilled oil.” NAPLES, FL — Despite warnings of rising coastal waters around the … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/4/14
Ripping the headlines today, so you don’t have to! The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, … Read more
Ukraine: Putin Sets Guinness Record for Quickest Change of Face
Vlad the Cad had just shown the world the friendly side of Russia with the Olympics. Then came Ukraine. Vladimir (the Vampire ) Putin, still glowing from the … Read more
It’s Not the Hate, It’s the Stupidity
Doing the right thing for all the wrong reasons, WTG, Arizona! Alright. Woo-hoo. We’re partying now. With the kind of enthusiasm normally reserved for sorting Phillips head screws … Read more
U.S. Military, Creator of the Internet, Takes It Back
So long, internet, it’s been nice to know ya! The U.S. Military, the true originator of the Internet, has had enough of the big game of shenanigans that … Read more
Don’t Close Our Post Offices — Put Them to Work!
“Staple-izing” the Post Office won’t work You know what America needs? More jobs, that’s what. Not Wal-Mart-style jobettes, but real jobs — stable ones with good salary and … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/24/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
2014 Political Animal Awards
Best of the year’s political animals! For all those who have spent the last couple of months shoveling out a car, you should know we’re at the tail … Read more
Well-Fed Cat Is Always Hungry
This cat is always hungry – sound familiar? The Elliot family has had their cat Paul for a few years. The family has always taken care of Paul … Read more
Book Review: “The Travellers’ Guide to Hell”
The Travellers’ Guide to Hell, by Dana Facaros and Michael Pauls By Tom Jones No one, it seems, has done a guidebook to this popular destination since a … Read more
