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Personal Best Bowl could be good for morale In a highly publicized press conference yesterday, Cleveland Browns owner Jimmy Haslam discussed his recent meeting with NFL commissioner Roger … Read more
Could meteorite contain cosmic message? Chelyabinsk, Russia — Scientists have located a large chunk of the Chelyabinsk meteorite that came crashing down in Siberia on February 15 last … Read more
When the crazy strikes, Pat Roberts fights back. With more crazy. In “The Wizard of Oz,” Dorothy assessed the odd things she was experiencing and said to her … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
How could such a conservative station be riddled with subversive types? The conservative news station FOX News has been found to be riddled with subversives, anarchic souls whose … Read more
Now may not be the best time to win the lottery or inherit money from wealthy relatives Now may not be the best time to win the Mega … Read more
“Grassnost,” banks and the munchies It’s easy to imagine an arena full of Phish fans raising and waving their lighters to honor US Attorney General Eric Holder for … Read more
Assad’s own methods inspire solution to chemical weapons predicament A huge problem has developed regarding the disposal of the chemical weapons possessed by Bashar Assad’s military in Syria. … Read more
Love the one(s) you’re with on Valentine’s Day, be they human or feline! Meet Angela Minter, a recently divorced 43-year-old woman whose husband left her for a much … Read more
Flappy Bird was “Supreme Commander’s favorite” In the middle of yesterday’s high-level talks between the two Koreas — a country at war with itself since the early 50s … Read more
