The Mobsters of Wall Street
Wall Street goons: no punishment, but they get a raise! Assume that you ran a business that was found guilty of bribery, forgery, perjury, defrauding homeowners, fleecing investors, … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/10/14
Ripping the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, … Read more
Vladimir Putin Wins First Gold Medal of the Olympics
The Olympics can now proceed, says Putin Russian President Vladimir Putin, well-known around the world for his affinity for winning at all costs, won the very first gold … Read more
Subway: Eat Fresh Plastic
Talk about your fortified bread: Subway has it No matter who you are or where you live or what you drive or whether you thought “The English Patient” … Read more
Jihadist Gets the 72 Virgins He So Richly Deserves
Young Jihadist Jasheed blows himself up, gets to heaven The Gates to Glory opened wide to accept young Jasheed as he entered the Jihadist Heaven he worked so … Read more
Jay Leno Working on 5 Minute Set in Hopes of Getting Booked at First Comedy Open-Mic
“We’ll see if Jay Leno is ready to take it to the next level,” says booker Thursday, February 6 2014 was Jay Leno’s last time hosting NBC’s “Tonight … Read more
One Small … Tag
Going to the moon started a game of interstellar tag While driving my son to school one morning, the news commentator on the radio stated that China had … Read more
Obama Gives Up Fight With NRA, Sort Of
Before the speech, Fox calls Obama a ‘waffler,’ for giving them and the NRA what they asked for. Many believed it would be a dramatic and historic meeting … Read more
The Highly Educated Working Poor: Adjunct Professors
Turning professors into ‘adjunct professors’: part-time, low-paid, no-benefit, no-tenure, temporary teachers. There’s a growing army of the working poor in our U.S. of A., and big contingents of … Read more
Congress Critters Can Be Lovable for a Price
The art of schmoozing members of Congress is important to lobbyists A counselor recently advised, “an informal setting,” saying that it is “an effective way to build a … Read more
