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Priority No. 1: Taliban soldiers need to eat The Taliban has successfully destroyed every business and killed every non-conforming citizen and foreigner in Afghanistan. Left without an effective … Read more
The once-popular “Duck Dynasty” is slowly sinking into oblivion The once-popular A&E Reality Television show “Duck Dynasty” is slowly sinking into oblivion, as more and more people are … Read more
Argus comments on Medicare, Duck Dynasty, Francoise Hollande and more. The Washington Times reported that Medicare overpaid sixty-four million dollars for erection pumps which the federal program provides … Read more
“Mitt” set to debut on Netflix A new documentary entitled “Mitt,” about the 2012 Republican presidential nominee, is set to debut on Netflix on January 24th. The documentary … Read more
Song Parody: “Bridge Over Jersey Waters” New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has decided if you can’t beat them, join them. So he has written his own song parody, … Read more
The Christie juggernaut has hit its first iceberg Avast me mateys. Off the starboard bow. Thar she blows. Looks like the Chris Christie juggernaut hit its first iceberg. … Read more
A Virginia state senator says spousal rape is not a crime, old wives chime in Old wives from around the globe are chiming in on Virginia State Senator … Read more
Antibiotic overdose: Hormone disrupters now in about 2,000 products Have you had your daily minimum requirement of triclosan today? How about your dosage of triclocarban? Chances are you … Read more
Dennis Rodman alive and, for now, sober PYONGYANG, N. KOREA — Dennis Rodman is alive and, at present, sober after being found face down in a small mud … Read more
Local band primed for world domination Local band “What Screams May Come” may have only practiced for a half-hour, but they are primed for world domination. From the … Read more
