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Freedom Industries explores its freedom to pollute the waterways of West Virginia Freedom Industries, the more-important-than-humans industry conveniently located next to a major river supplying water to nine … Read more
Journal entry: July 17, 1990 (age 21) – IBM International Business Machines (IBM) was founded in Endicott, New York, just outside my hometown of Binghamton. Most families in … Read more
The Mouse has had enough Within his realm, The Mouse would be inscribed THE MOUSE, but here on this satire site we are safe from his surveillance and … Read more
Tradition dictates columnists trot out their predictions, or else… The dawn of the new year signals civilization’s return to several grand traditions, including the ancient hoary one requiring … Read more
Obama’s hair has turned grey, as with all presidents it seems. Here’s why… There are many factors within the fray, that have turned our Presidents hair to grey. … Read more
No fake fur for Adam Lambert Adam Lambert, runner-up on Season 8 of American Idol fame, was spotted throughout the streets of New York the past few days … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
This past holiday season, oil companies displayed their Scrooge-like character Oil companies, some of the wealthiest entities on earth, have somehow a skewered idea of what Christmas is … Read more
The secret to a long and happy marriage: holding farts in Harold and Thelma Lyons have been married for 75 years. In this age of short engagements and … Read more
You call this cold? Michiganders laugh at your idea of bad weather I grew up in Detroit, where the snow hit the ground in early November and stayed … Read more
