Bothering to Vote, and Bothering Voters
Acting as if their vote mattered: Determined citizens Two heroes emerged at the polls this year, and neither was named Barack or Mitt. Their names are Galicia and … Read more
Acting as if their vote mattered: Determined citizens Two heroes emerged at the polls this year, and neither was named Barack or Mitt. Their names are Galicia and … Read more
Karl Rove insists his Fox News rant has been vindicated President Obama, elated after his reelection Tuesday night, said today that Karl Rove was right when he said … Read more
Everyone likes to have an empty seat next to them: Some go to great lengths to make certain of it A single woman should regard every train ride … Read more
R. Freed ran for dictator and lost — here he gives his concession speech In lieu of my humiliating defeat yesterday, as I vied with two lesser alleged … Read more
Founder Pat Robertson finding it difficult to re-focus after Obama victory The elections are over, Obama has won decisively, and now the Christian Coalition is at a crossroads. … Read more
Sheer prayer volume annoys Almighty God We interrupt this website to bring you an important news development. God has appeared in the clouds above New York — the … Read more
Warning: If the election goes as planned, something terrible may happen Oh my God!!!!!! Oh my God!!!!!!! Stop the presses! This is too big … Somehow, some way, … Read more
She Who Shall Not Be Named Mitch Couler, the Senior manager of the Romney campaign in the D.C. area, had recovered nicely from the seizures induced when he … Read more
Presidential endorsements from your favorite magazines Rolling Stone endorsement – “Jerry Garcia Man! He’d make the bitchiness President ever! Wait, what do you mean he’s dead?” Playboy – … Read more
Looking for the dead-solid skinny on the upcoming presidential election? You’ve come to the right place. As a public service, we’re going to tell you right here and … Read more