No-Shave November? How About ‘Disheveled December’?
‘No-Shave November’ gets a lot of press, but why stop there? I once attempted to participate in ‘No-Shave November,’ but it was a disaster. As I approach the … Read more
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Call of Duty: Enchant a Goblin Priest
The NSA takes its “call of duty” seriously Think we can all agree these are pretty exciting times. Matter of fact, might be more exciting than we had … Read more
Uncle Jang Song Thaek Truly Astonished by His Nephew’s Surprise Party
Nephew always playing tricks on Uncle Jang Song Thaek Jang Song Thaek, second top gun in the North Korean Political Machine and uncle to the country’s President Kim … Read more
Top Celebrities Pledge to Create Thousands of Entourage Jobs
Celebrities looking for “professional kiss-ups” Sid Weinstock, a savvy businessman from Los Angeles, has a list of some of the biggest celebrities in the country, who are each … Read more
Dennis Rodman Missing After Jang Song Thaek’s Execution
Set to train North Korea’s basketball team, what happens to Dennis Rodman if they lose? Although the mainstream media is reporting that Dennis Rodman is still planning on … Read more
Santa Moving Operations to South Pole Due to Warming Arctic Ocean
Heading south: Santa’s workshops becoming wet-shops Old Saint Nick has been having a hard time of it. His North Pole sweat shops, …er…, workshops, have been becoming wet-shops, … Read more
Woman on Diet Pills Commerical Lost So Much Weight People Don’t Recognize Her
Diet pills work miracle, much to woman’s surprise Heather Halley once tipped the scales at 300lbs and spent her days as a white woman who would listen to … Read more
Ripping Off The Headlines
Reading the headlines and jumping to conclusions The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in … Read more
Argus Hamilton on the News: Elton John, Mayor Rob Ford, the NSA & more!
Elton John, Mayor Rob Ford, the NSA & much more! Elton John dared the Russian government to cancel his upcoming concert in Moscow Tuesday, saying he will speak … Read more
Coca-Cola’s Conspiracy Against Tap Water
Coca-Cola is running a stealth advertising campaign Stealth? Yes, it’s a nationwide product promotion that’s being run below the public radar! Why would a corporation as ad-dependent as … Read more
