The Top 10 Comedic News Stories of 2013
It was a bounteous year for comic relief: Here’s your Top 10! Be still, your beating hearts. As we exultantly find ourselves in this festive place once again. … Read more
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Breaking News: Research Shows Fingers All You Need to Type on Keyboard
No thought needed to produce breaking news stories The Institute of Neurological Research, located in Berkeley California, released a shocking new report on human brain function and development … Read more
Circus Rules
Joining the circus is not all cotton candy and clown cars! To Whom It May Concern: Joining the circus is not all cotton candy and clown cars. Please … Read more
Bright Light – Dark Theater: Too Smart for a Smart Phone
Resisting the urge to buy a fancy-smancy smart phone By Michael Larson Nope! I’m not going to get it. No way! Rather than give in to the ‘dark … Read more
Billionaires Reap a Cornucopia of Farm Subsidy Cash
Congress is a very poor gardener, for it keeps watering the weeds and pulling the flowers: Farm subsidy cash helps those who don’t need it. December is a … Read more
Argus Hamilton on the News: Porn Hub Offers to Help Fix Obamacare Site
Porn Hub, Obamacare and much more! Porn Hub offered to help the White House fix the ObamaCare website Tuesday. They handle millions of web visitors at a time. … Read more
Josh Romney Races to Save Car from Fiery Crash
Pic of smiling Josh Romney amid ruins to be used in presidential run? Josh Romney, third eldest son of Mitt Romney, is home safe today after his heroic … Read more
New York as Seen through the Eyes of its Cultists – Woody Allen and Martin Scorsese
Allen and Scorsese seem to be viewing New York from different planets New York has always fascinated the writer, the artist, the poet and the thousand of gawking … Read more
Thanksgiving 2013
A lot of reasons to be thankful for such a weird holiday as Thanksgiving Ahh. Thanksgiving. Best Holiday Ever! Love it all. The fact that a national holiday … Read more
American Cities Allowing Pigeon Shoots for Poorest Families This Thanksgiving
“Shoot a pigeon, feed a family, all while cleaning the streets,” is one town’s new holiday slogan Some cities hardest hit by the ever-worsening recession have come up … Read more
