Argus Has Fun with the News: Ann Romney & More
In the news, the University of Amsterdam released a study proving that sexual activity promotes brain growth and adds intelligence. It concluded that sex makes you smarter. We … Read more
In the news, the University of Amsterdam released a study proving that sexual activity promotes brain growth and adds intelligence. It concluded that sex makes you smarter. We … Read more
Toll road speed limit is touted as a “premium service” to lure paying customers The song says “the eyes of Texas are upon you,” but right now the … Read more
‘I used to like how he made fun of everyone else, but then he called me a loser,’ says ex-fan, part of 47 percent. ‘That cinches it.’ Mitt … Read more
Says only way he could get that 47 percent would be if he was a poor, gay, black Latino woman The Romney campaign is exploding this week and … Read more
Better security called for, as presidential candidates’ true thoughts may be ‘too dangerous’ for public consumption A study in the prestigious scholarly journal Obvious Psychology Today has determined … Read more
With Mitt & Ann Romney in the White House, a Presidential Bunker extreme makeover would be in order As the elections draw near, word has it that Ann … Read more
Anyone keeping an eye on the stock market is probably wondering what with all the turmoil in the world, gas prices nipping at the heels of $4 a … Read more
The GOP Convention had everything: Empty chairs, empty suits, but no bounce Let’s speak about The Bounce, shall we? The Bounce being the jump that a three-day, red-white-and-blue … Read more
Study an attempt to understand source of popularity of Jessica Simpson and her fluctuating body weight A few dozen scientists from the Institute of Research got together last … Read more
‘Next thing you know, some fool will make a crummy movie rubbing this Death Valley thing in Libya’s face,’ says prez Determined to make peace among nations, President … Read more