Pied Piper of the Potomac
The Pied Piper of the Potomac blows a patriotic tune Got to forgive presidential and congressional staffers for covering their ears and singing “la la la” at the … Read more
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Ahhh! Poor Widdle Football Players Hurt Their Widdle Heads and Want to Sue
Poor NFL players got widdle concussions and want to sue their sugar daddies … WUSSIES!!! Former professional football players have just announced that they are seeking millions of … Read more
Nutritionist Predicts 80% of Mississippi Population Will Die by 2018
Mississippi: A weighty issue Current statistics show that the people of Mississippi are the fattest in the nation weighing in at an average of 197 lbs. for a … Read more
Weiner’s Weener: The News, Reported in Cartoon Form
Anthony Weiner lets it all hang out… and he believes in naked honesty with the public. He runs a creative campaign… one that is hard to ignore. His … Read more
Fast Food Scientists Warn of Animals with Strong Sense of Entitlement
Animals getting used to cushy lives, say fast food experts A new study was published yesterday in the Journal of Food Science and Technology by a collaboration of … Read more
Discovery Channel Devolving Into Third Generation Inbred-Fest
Discovery Channel: selling its soul to the devil? With the exception of the multiple awards winning show, Planet Earth, if you turn on Discovery Channel these days, you … Read more
The Least Laboring of Days
It’s Labor Day, everybody! Hey, it’s Labor Day, everybody. Woo-hoo. Okay, we’re partying now. Throw your arms in the air and wave them like you just don’t care. … Read more
Where Labor Day Came from, and Where It’s Going
The creation of Labor Day was a 12-year struggle Webster’s dictionary tells us that Labor Day was “set aside for special recognition of working people.” That’s nice, but … Read more
This Train is Bound for Paoli: A Multiple Choice Essay
See how you do in today’s multiple choice essay quiz! Train 664 leaves Thirtieth Street Station bound for New York City at 10:55. Concurrently, Train 663 leaves the … Read more
New Uses of Use-By and Warning Labels (Use this article by 12/31/2013; Refrigerate After Opening)
How about some warning labels we can really use? Contact in football may result in Concussion/Brain Injury… Symptoms include loss of consciousness or memory, dizziness, headache, nausea or … Read more
