Miley Cyrus Stoned in Saudi Arabia
“This isn’t the kind of ‘stoned’ I’m used to,” said Miley Cyrus, sticking out her tongue and pointing to the crowd The private jet of Miley Cyrus, the … Read more
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Walmart’s Waltons: Getting Ahead on the Backs of Others
Walmart’s CFO is puzzled by reluctance of customers to spend on discretionary items Having been raised in a small-business family and now running my own small outfit, I … Read more
What a Night! Will Durst Rocks a Full House
Will Durst performs his new one-man show, “BoomeRaging: From LSD to OMG” to a big, appreciative crowd in Sacramento Five-time Emmy nominee Will Durst performed his new one-man … Read more
Man Suffers Hernia Carrying Supersized Meals, Sues Fast Food Chain
Supersized meal: Eyes were bigger than his back Jason Dimples, a 27-year old iron worker from Youngstown, Ohio, has recently filed a complaint for injuries he received several … Read more
Militarizing America’s Police Forces
Police turning into militarized standing armies? Attention citizens: I have received inside information revealing that global terrorists are targeting us again. Their target is not Washington, New York … Read more
Gun Companies Realize More Profit to be Made Being Patriotic to Taliban
Better profit margin selling to Taliban, and ‘profit margin is the most patriotic thing of all’ A major financial shift has occurred within the gun manufacturing section of … Read more
Humanity Truly is Going to Hell in a Handbasket
Going ‘down the tubes’ ditched in favor of the more dire ‘to hell in a handbasket’ A group of Sociologists at the University of California – Berkeley have … Read more
Al Gore’s Carbon Footprint Now Visible from Space
Inconvenient truth for Al Gore Spectacular new images of Earth were released by NASA yesterday detailing various aspects of our magnificent blue and green marble. One photo in … Read more
Man Bites Tongue; Unable to Eat His Words
A local man has found himself in quite a difficult situation as he unfortunately bit his tongue and was unable to eat his words after spouting off at … Read more
Let the Pantsuit Dance: Hillary and the 24/7 Campaign Cycle
All the speculation is about Hillary – again. It’s time to address the burning question singeing the lips of every American this summer: What will happen to Bryan … Read more
