Revolution: Armed Rebellion in America by 2018?
You say you want a revolution… According to a PublicMind poll by Fairleigh Dickinson University, nearly one-third of registered voters answer in the affirmative to the proposition “In … Read more
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Ringmaster Carney Helps Turn Obama Scandals into Fun for the Whole Family
Hoping to make Obama scandals disappear with magic In a colorful press conference held at the White House a few days ago, press secretary/circus master Jay Carney lived … Read more
The Chilling Reality of America’s Worsening Jobs Crisis
Jobs crisis over! Hiring increase for receptionists, waiters, clerks, temp workers… At last, some excellent economic news for folks long-mired in the jobs crisis and stagnant labor market! … Read more
Cute Cat Videos Now a Popular College Major
New viable career path forged by “Cute Cat Video” posters Forbes new Power List of top college majors for 2013 features a new, though unsurprising, field of study: … Read more
Mass Shootings Happening Everyday Now; NRA Says It’s the Price of Freedom
“It’s just not enough to make a fuss and create new laws about,” says NRA’s Jim Porter as bullets fly at press conference Since the Newtown school shooting … Read more
A Realists Guide to Goals and Whatever
Goals are fine, but let’s get real about them 1. Set goals. This is probably the most important part in achieving them. 2. If you suck at something, … Read more
The Batty Battalion’s Lame Call on Lame Duck
Punditry declares Obama is already a lame duck, and may as well burrow deep and lie low You do realize that Washington, D.C. is not the real world, don’t … Read more
Man with Horrendous Halitosis Becomes Mayor of Lincoln, Nebraska
“Everything he says stinks,” say opponents of mayor with halitosis Jonathan D. Lumquist, known to have the most horrendous case of halitosis in public service history, has nevertheless … Read more
Cleveland Police Set Ariel Castro Free, Calling Him a Victim
‘Sure, we got the call about the kinky women with dog collars on,’ said police, ‘there are some wild ladies in Cleveland’ CLEVELAND, OH — Ariel Castro, who … Read more
Corporate Cowards Divert Shareholder Funds into “Dark Money”
Dark money strategy enabled by “Citizens United” Supreme Court decision If corporations are people, as the Supreme Court pretends, they certainly are loudmouths, constantly telling us how great … Read more
