World Health Organization Forced to Admit “No Cure for Crazy”
The WHO (not the band) revealed at a press conference yesterday that they have yet to find a cure for an age-old malady: crazy. After spending the past … Read more
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Where’s the Cop on the Wall Street Beat?
Wall Street Bankers gone wild! Let’s tally some of the Wall Street banker crimes: JPMorgan Chase engaged in massive, systematic fraud to foreclose without cause or due process … Read more
Math Nerd Makes “Less Than” Symbol Her Facebook Profile Pic at Most Inopportune Time
Would Polly be equal to the firestorm her Facebook profile picture created? Polly Gonn, MIT class of 2012, recently updated her Facebook profile picture to one of her … Read more
New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg Bans Politeness
Bloomberg says his action, like the soda ban, will be good for New Yorkers, since releasing anger is healthy Propelled by the success of his recent soda ban, … Read more
Jack Nicholson Mistaken for Regular Crazy Old Curmudgeon
This time Jack Nicholson wasn’t actually playing a curmudgeon NEPTUNE CITY, NJ — Silver screen legend Jack Nicholson, best known for his performances in movies such as The … Read more
Wall Street Hogs Still Running Wild
Beastly Wall Street must be tamed Wall Street is a beast. And proud of it! In fact, a pair of animals are the stock market’s longtime symbols: One … Read more
Supreme Court: Equal is as Equal Does
Which way will the Supreme Court swing? In the end, it doesn’t really matter. The nation held its collective breath and turned not just blue but a veritable … Read more
Miami Heat Streak Ends — PBS Renews Telethon to Raise Awareness for Regular Season
NBA “owes survival” to PBS campaign, says Miami Heat coach Without realizing it, for the past month or so, the world was interested in the NBA’s regular season … Read more
Corporate Kangaroo Courts Supplant Our Seventh Amendment Rights
Seventh Amendment? Yeah, right — That’s so quaint! Being wronged by a corporation is painful enough, but just try getting your day in court. Most Americans don’t realize … Read more
Argus Hamilton on the News: Cyprus, Lohan and Much More
In the news, Cyprus agreed to seize ten percent of the money in high-level Cyprus bank accounts to avoid bankruptcy. It’s an outrageous seizure of private property. The … Read more
