How to Train for the Navy SEALS as a Stay-at-Home Parent
Go from preparing baby meals to preparing for the Navy SEALS AUSTIN, TX — Are you a stay-at-home mom or dad? Do you have dreams of entering an … Read more
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Fun With The News: Carnival Cruise Liner & More
In the news, Carnival Cruise liner Triumph had a fire in the engine room off Mexico that knocked out all electricity on the ship. The food went rancid … Read more
Republican Reboot: The Red Rebs
Rovian Republicans form new “Super Duper PAC” Relax. It’s not necessarily the flu making you confused and feverish. Could be spatter from that big, thick, juicy, new, improved … Read more
Ahmadinejad, Lonely, Creates Social Networking Site for Dictators
New social site big hit with anti-social dictators everywhere TEHRAN, IRAN – For Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, life as a dictator is starting to take its toll. His answer: FASCISTBOOK. … Read more
Argus Has Fun With The News: Donald Trump & More
The news according to Argus! In the news, Bill Maher was sued for joking that Donald Trump is the spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan. … Read more
Watch Out — the Drones Are Coming Home to Roost!
For nearly four years, President Obama refused to admit a foreign-policy “secret” that was widely known here and throughout the world — namely, that the White House, Pentagon … Read more
Father Guido Sarducci to Replace Pope Benedict
The anti-gay Pope Benedict will give way to the anti-Pope By Anti Coulter, Liberals Unite Pope Benedict sent shockwaves through the Catholic community and around the world when … Read more
Obama: Drone Strikes “Not Lip-Synced”
‘Drone strikes deaths performed live’ says prez WASHINGTON D.C. — Following the controversial lip-syncing performance by singing sensation Beyonce Knowles at the inauguration a couple weeks ago, a … Read more
Barack Hussein Obama 2013 State of the Union Drinking Game
What you need to play the State of the Union Drinking Game: To play the State of the Union Drinking Game, you need four taxpayers of any sex … Read more
Justin Bieber Seeks Counseling after Suffering from Normal Thoughts
“I’m crazy, I’m nuts. Just the way my brain works. I’m not normal.” — Justin Bieber LONDON, ONTARIO — In a highly publicized press conference yesterday, Scooter Braun, … Read more
