Valentine’s Day: Recently Divorced Woman Happy with Cats
Love the one(s) you’re with on Valentine’s Day, be they human or feline! Meet Angela Minter, a recently divorced 43-year-old woman whose husband left her for a much … Read more
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North Korea Will Scrap Nukes on One Condition: “Give Us Flappy Bird”
Flappy Bird was “Supreme Commander’s favorite” In the middle of yesterday’s high-level talks between the two Koreas — a country at war with itself since the early 50s … Read more
Google CEO Apologizes for Inserting Creepy Subliminal Message into Search Engine
“I am grieved at my own sophomoric actions.” – Google’s Larry Page MOUNTAINVIEW, CA — Larry Page, co-founder and CEO of the mammoth search engine known to the … Read more
1040 Therapy
It’s “10-4 good buddy” for 1040 enforcers It’s been a tough few months recently for the Internal Revenue Service. I get it. It can’t be easy working for … Read more
Lost Journal: What if Words Really Were Weapons?
Journal entry: February 20, 2009 (age 39) – Words as Weapons The only political issue I’m something of a radical about is gun control. (I’m very for it. … Read more
The Mobsters of Wall Street
Wall Street goons: no punishment, but they get a raise! Assume that you ran a business that was found guilty of bribery, forgery, perjury, defrauding homeowners, fleecing investors, … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/10/14
Ripping the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, … Read more
Vladimir Putin Wins First Gold Medal of the Olympics
The Olympics can now proceed, says Putin Russian President Vladimir Putin, well-known around the world for his affinity for winning at all costs, won the very first gold … Read more
Subway: Eat Fresh Plastic
Talk about your fortified bread: Subway has it No matter who you are or where you live or what you drive or whether you thought “The English Patient” … Read more
Jihadist Gets the 72 Virgins He So Richly Deserves
Young Jihadist Jasheed blows himself up, gets to heaven The Gates to Glory opened wide to accept young Jasheed as he entered the Jihadist Heaven he worked so … Read more
