The Non-Booby Barbie
Mattel downsizes Barbie, to every boy’s chagrin A while back, Mattel Inc. announced that it would be ‘downsizing’ their trademark symbol, their meal ticket, the Barbie doll. Barbie, … Read more
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Seven Keys to Writing a Get Rich Quick Book
Get rich quick by making up stuff about getting rich, quick By Lowell T. Christensen It’s obvious from reading stacks of get rich quick books that the easiest … Read more
The Constitution Is in God’s Hands in Paragould, Arkansas
No doubt you had a lot on you mind in December — the dancing of sugar plum fairies, America stumbling toward the fiscal cliff, the outcome of the … Read more
Jesus Cancels Second Coming Due to Lack of Interest
The long awaited Second Coming of Jesus Christ has been canceled by order of Jesus Himself Coming down incognito to plan for his much-anticipated Second Coming descension to … Read more
NRA Head Wayne LaPierre Fits Profile Of ‘Lone Gunman,’ FBI Finds
Wayne LaPierre, notorious leader of the gun cult religion known as the NRA, is under investigation by the FBI as fitting the profile of the notorious ‘lone gunman’ … Read more
Marijuana Legalization Causing Housing Boom in Washington and Colorado
New numbers have come out indicating that in the next year, the states of Washington and Colorado will have the highest number of home sales in the country. … Read more
Fiscal Cliff Sing-Along
While we wish we could say the economy is just humming along, we can’t so, why not just join our Fiscal Cliff sing along instead? Oh no, Oh … Read more
Ode 2 2012
Trying to be positive about 2012 And so we bid a not-so-fond farewell to the bow of 2012, another large unwieldy year, as it sinks slowly over the … Read more
The 2013 Follies
Predicting the wackiest events of 2013 Which celebrity will get sued for slugging a paparazzi? Which politician will get caught cheating on his spouse? Whose alcohol-inspired tweet will … Read more
Santa Denied Entry into Arizona on Christmas Eve
Governor Jan Brewer and Sheriff Joe Arpaio join forces to deny Santa Claus Arizona Governor Jan Brewer and Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County have joined forces this … Read more
