The Mayan Calendar, the End of the World and You
Does the Mayan calendar predict our annihilation, or the Age of Aquarius? Underground bunkers. Food stockpiles. Suicide pacts. All of these are coming into play as people interpret … Read more
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The Top Ten Comedic News Stories of 2012
2012’s Top Ten funniest stories First, a disclaimer: The Top Ten Comedic News Stories of 2012 should not under any circumstances be confused with the Top Ten Legitimate … Read more
World Nations, Fed Up, Build Wall Around Israel and Palestine
“Israel and Palestine aren’t the only ones with problems,” says spokesman A spontaneously assembled group of nations, tired of the constant turmoil coming out of Israel and Palestine, … Read more
Coming to a Theater Near You: The EXTENDABLES! Four Ex-Presidents Fight to Get Their Turf Back!
Four ex-Presidents. Four hearts still filled with a passion for the game. Together the four ex-Presidents form a super team… THE EXTENDABLES!!! The tale of first class Presidents … Read more
With Mayan Prophecy Threatening The End on Dec 21, Washington Unites
‘We could never agree to compromise on our own. Thank the Mayan prophecy,’ says president The end of the world by drought and flood, caused by global warming, … Read more
Skyfall Has More Holes Than the Bad Guys James Bond Shoots
If Skyfall were a balloon, it would fall from the sky Warning! This article contains spoilers! Yes, enough to ruin the movie for you if you read them. … Read more
John Boehner Suffering from ‘Walking Nervous Breakdown’
Doctor says it could be the key to understanding Boehner Sources close to the White House say that they would have a debt deal today if it weren’t … Read more
Angus T Jones, Filth and Boundless Opportunities
In case you missed hearing it from CNN, the Washington Post or umpteen other outlets, another “Two And A Half Men” star is making headlines. Angus T Jones, … Read more
Fiscal Cliff Traffic Report
“So, expect showers and gale-force winds over the next couple of days and don’t forget that high-surf advisory is in effect throughout the weekend. We may even see … Read more
Thanks for Trying to Ruin My Day!
Thanks for Trying to Ruin My Day! If you work with the public, you’re stressed. Unreasonable customers. Demanding bosses. Reduced staffing. I love my job, but the workload … Read more
