Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/10/2014
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
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Study: Oil Companies Reversed Idea of Spirit of the Holidays
This past holiday season, oil companies displayed their Scrooge-like character Oil companies, some of the wealthiest entities on earth, have somehow a skewered idea of what Christmas is … Read more
Married Couple Celebrates 75 Years of Holding Farts In
The secret to a long and happy marriage: holding farts in Harold and Thelma Lyons have been married for 75 years. In this age of short engagements and … Read more
You Call This Cold? Ha! This Isn’t Cold!
You call this cold? Michiganders laugh at your idea of bad weather I grew up in Detroit, where the snow hit the ground in early November and stayed … Read more
Open Mic Comedian Says He Prefers Vanillia Ice Cream Over Chocolate
Controversy erupts, open mic comedian gets chilly reception Comedians are no strangers to controversy these days, especially open mic comedian Bryan Courier, who performs regularly at the Hilljack … Read more
Why, Exactly, Did the Octomom Feel the Need to Get Artificially Inseminated?
The ‘Octomom’ probably wouldn’t have had much trouble getting inseminated naturally Yes, this is a picture of the Octomom, aka Nadya Suleman, she of the cheaper by the … Read more
The Madonna: ‘Like a Virgin’ or ‘Is a Virgin’?
The Madonna appears to customers at Marie Calendars – but which one? In what was described as the “Miracle at Marie Calendars,” after a waitress’s narcoleptic fit caused … Read more
New Years Follies
Test your powers to predict the wackiest events and the coming years’ follies Who will be the first celebrity to apologize for an offensive tweet? Which politician’s extra-marital … Read more
Haiti Uses U.S. Aid Money to Help Bail Out Bankrupt Detroit
Even devastated countries have pity on Detroit In what is being hailed as one of the most ironic turn of events of the young century, Haiti has sent … Read more
Psychic Predicts Top Entertainment News Stories of 2014
Entertainment news stories predicted Yes, folks, it’s that time of year again when the famous Psychic to the stars, Crystal Ball, gives us a peek into future entertainment … Read more
