Poll: 98% of Men Say Reading “50 Shades of Grey” is Cheating
“50 Shades of Grey” too stiff competition, say some A new poll done of men ages 18-34 has found that reading E.L. James’ tale of S&M is the … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/2/2014
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Southern Baptist Preacher Says Obamacare is Mark of the Beast
Claims the Book of Revelations says Obama has wrought the “mark of the beast” There are still many debating on Obamacare, but one thing is clear…Barack Obama IS … Read more
Astronauts Bitch About Having to Work on Christmas Eve
“Government jobs are supposed to mean you never have to work holidays,” say astronauts Astronauts having to install a coolant pump outside NASA’s International Space Station on Christmas … Read more
WILL DURST’$ 2013 XMA$ GIFT WI$H LI$T
Will Durst’s curiously refreshing gift wish list It’s the most wonderful time of the year. And finally over. Thank the maker. Because if “The Little Drummer Boy” was … Read more
‘Toys for Tots’ Goes Bust!
Newspaper typo turns local ‘Toys for Tots’ drive into a major traffic jam What was supposed to be a run of the mill “Toys for Tots” Holiday event … Read more
Ann Romney Accidentally Leaves Husband Mitt at Gas Station
A preview released by Netflix last week on its upcoming documentary Mitt shows the robotic Presidential candidate appearing human. While it may be somewhat of a stretch for … Read more
Former Porn Star Dog to Write Memoirs
Peanut butter addiction and other memories by porn star dog Once the most famous porn star dog in the world, Rextion has long since retired to a gated … Read more
Argus Hamilton on the News: Duck Dynasty & Much More!
In the news: Duck Dynasty, crack-smoking mayor, lottery & more Duck Dynasty’s family patriarch Phil Robertson was put on hiatus by A&E Network after he compared homosexuality to … Read more
Deep in the Bowels of Password Hell
Passwords have engulfed our lives like glitter at a fashion show As the new year approaches, many of us in the dimly lit brotherhood of computer clumsoids (and … Read more
