Secede Movement: 2012 Style
Angry citizens pledge 30 seconds hard effort to secede from Union According to the New York Daily News, the government-initiated website “We The People” has been bombarded by … Read more
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Argus Has Fun with the News: Petraeus & More
In the news, David Petraeus was urged to testify in Congress on the Benghazi attack. Two months ago he went to Congress and blamed it on an Internet … Read more
Billionaire Kleptocrats Crap Out in 2012 Elections
They came. They spent! Then, they limped home, tails between their legs. (OK, they didn’t limp; they were flown home on their private Gulfstream jets. But still, their … Read more
Corporations Vie for Naming Rights for Newly Seceding Country
More business-friendly environment sought Most Americans would agree that a split of the union would be disastrous. But another way to see it — as the newly formed … Read more
Special Report: Can Secessionists Succeed with Secede Plan?
‘It’s a secede seed, see?’ says Sasess Shunn, secession expert The election is over. The winners won, and the losers lost. Time to move on. Learn to govern … Read more
One Week Later, Where Is Mitt Romney?
Former candidate Romney can’t be reached; friends worry Matt Rock, PardonThePundit.com One week ago today, Americans headed off to the polls to pick which presidential candidate would hold … Read more
Ten Females Who Cost Mitt Romney the Presidency
Holey moley catfish. Well, thank god that’s finally over. Further thanks that the climax was quick and clean. Almost surgical. Not as long a night as many first … Read more
This Just In: God Created Hurricane Sandy to Help Occupy Movement
In true Lazarus fashion, God raises Occupy from the dead Intrepid Reuters news reporters have uncovered evidence that the immense Hurricane Sandy, so huge that it was dubbed … Read more
The President Ate My Homework!
French president advocates for abolition of homework Most American schoolchildren are not particularly wrapped up in France’s current events, but that may be changing. According to “The National … Read more
Bothering to Vote, and Bothering Voters
Acting as if their vote mattered: Determined citizens Two heroes emerged at the polls this year, and neither was named Barack or Mitt. Their names are Galicia and … Read more
