Ringside at the Undercard: VP Debate
Needed three towels to wipe down my living room after the vice presidential wrestling match, er, debate the other day. The sweat flung off both the bottom names … Read more
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47 Percent Distancing Themselves from the 99% of Which 52% Don’t Identify With the One Percent
We’re 77 percent sure this article will clarify things for about 47 percent of you The lines between the haves and have nots are still a bit blurry, … Read more
Onion Spoof Article Picked Up as Real News: A Threat to Serious Journalism?
Iranian news agency reprint of spoof news raises serious questions about silly sites Note to readers: This article is an experiment in new software equipment that makes the … Read more
Romney, the Artful Dodger, Takes on Big Bird and the World
Romney: “Who deserves public support more, dumb ol’ Big Bird or Olympic star Rafalca?” Mitt Romney, feeling fine after his self-proclaimed stellar performance in the first presidential debate … Read more
American Success Stories and the One Percent’s Cry for Justice
It’s out! This year’s list of American success stories has just been published, and according to its compiler, it “instills confidence that the American dream is still very … Read more
Comedy Central Endorses Mitt Romney for President
Shocking Comedy Central endorsement underscores desperate need for dependable comic fodder The various personalities that make up the Comedy Central channel were asked on Friday to give their … Read more
The Audacity of Mendacity
Was Obama stunned by the audacity of Romney’s mendacity? A surprisingly large segment of America tuned into the first presidential debate, but for some odd reason, President Obama … Read more
Secret Service Raids Sesame Street: Romney Kidnapping Plot Revealed
Effort to subdue inner-city Sesame Street gang successful By Matt Rock, Pardon the Pundit Several famous Sesame Street characters were arrested today, and many more were injured, after … Read more
Guide to Voter ID Laws (Video)
Confused by all the controversy surrounding the new voter ID laws? Don’t be! Here’s your handy-dandy Guide to Voter ID Laws, from the patriotic crew at Funny or … Read more
Bill O’Reilly & Jon Stewart Also to Face Off in New Comic Book
Bill O’Reilly vs Jon Stewart: A Rock ’Em Sock ’Em Robots battle for the ages What do you get when you match up Jon Stewart, the most watched … Read more
