Congress on Obamacare: Crashing, Glitching Bores
By focusing their attention on the website, the GOP seems to be signaling they’ve accepted Obamacare One thing you can say about Republicans. They are focused. Like lasers. … Read more
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Colonoscopy Serenade
What would you put on your colonoscopy mix tape? Retired cantor Janice Woltag Cohen just turned 50. We Boomers all know what that means. It’s Colonoscopy Time! Colonoscopy! … Read more
Argus Hamilton on the News: iPad Air & much more!
Apple introduces the new iPad Air, demonstrates it on the ObamaCare website Apple introduced a new iPad and called it the iPad Air Tuesday. The demonstration was amazing. … Read more
The Most Horrific Haunted House of All Time: PMDD House
‘House of Women with PMDD’ hands down scariest haunted house A new haunted house has been set up in Boulder Colorado that seems set to rank as the … Read more
Bernie Madoff Almost Opted for Less Criminal ‘Fonzie Scheme’
“I was in love with two things: money and Arthur Fonzerelli.” — Bernie Madoff NEW YORK — In a surprising series of revelations yesterday, former investment tycoon and … Read more
Monsanto Buys a Food Prize
Not agri-Culture, just agri-Business: Monsanto As Lily Tomlin has noted, “No matter how cynical you get, it’s almost impossible to keep up.” For example, imagine if a prestigious … Read more
New Tea Party Favorite Emerges from Black Depths of Hell
Popularity grows for Tea Party candidate who hits all the right notes Going simply by the name “Beelzebub,” a fresh face has arisen from the flaming pit of … Read more
Americans Find Common Ground with Irreconcilable Divisions
U.S. loves winning hate prize Hate really is a powerful thing. Powerful enough to divide a house, but apparently, under the right circumstances, strong enough to bring it … Read more
Non-Partisan Partisan Groups Terrorizing Democrats and Republicans Alike
Tired of partisan bickering, non-partisan partisans have a strategy Sick of the constant bickering between the two major political parties in America and the endless difficulties if makes … Read more
RINOs and AINOs
Winning by losing: The Tea Party outs RINOs! Now we bore deep into the bunker that houses the triumphant Tea Party headquarters, where they are celebrating a tactical … Read more
