Royal Family Fights Nudity With Nakedness
“Fighting fire with fire is the Royal Family way,” says the Queen A completely naked Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip summoned their grandsons and granddaughter-in-law Kate Midriffton … Read more
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The DCPA’s New Rules for Cell Phone Abuse: Hang Up – or Be Hanged
“Distracted Walking”: Smartphones are now sending us to the Emergency Room – Nitasha Tiku, Observer.com The Department of Cell Phone Abuse (DCPA) was just instituted by New York … Read more
Argus Has Fun with the News: NFL & More
In the news, the N.Y. Yankees apologized after a video was posted of a man and woman having sex in the stadium men’s room. It was during Monday’s … Read more
Caffeine Issue Wakes Up a Sleepy Campaign
“Mitt Romney joins other observant Mormons in shunning alcohol and caffeine.” — Associated Press, August 18, 2012 In an effort to jolt President Obama’s reelection hopes, Democrats are … Read more
Argus Has Fun with the News: Ann Romney & More
In the news, the University of Amsterdam released a study proving that sexual activity promotes brain growth and adds intelligence. It concluded that sex makes you smarter. We … Read more
Texas Speed Limit: Cause For Envy Or Alarm?
Toll road speed limit is touted as a “premium service” to lure paying customers The song says “the eyes of Texas are upon you,” but right now the … Read more
40 Percent of ‘Loser 47 Percent’ Were Going to Vote Romney; Change Minds
‘I used to like how he made fun of everyone else, but then he called me a loser,’ says ex-fan, part of 47 percent. ‘That cinches it.’ Mitt … Read more
Romney Attempts to Explain Himself: ’47 Percent Just Not All That Exceptional’
Says only way he could get that 47 percent would be if he was a poor, gay, black Latino woman The Romney campaign is exploding this week and … Read more
Presidential Candidates Apt to Express Real Views Off-Camera, Study Shows
Better security called for, as presidential candidates’ true thoughts may be ‘too dangerous’ for public consumption A study in the prestigious scholarly journal Obvious Psychology Today has determined … Read more
The Romneys Tour Presidential Bunker, Are Appalled at Condition
With Mitt & Ann Romney in the White House, a Presidential Bunker extreme makeover would be in order As the elections draw near, word has it that Ann … Read more
