Argus Has Fun with the News: Scientology & More
The U.S. Border Patrol was reported in the news as seizing the lowest-ever number of illegal aliens trying to cross into California last month. It’s the economy. It’s … Read more
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Poll Results Indicate Dick Cheney More Evil Than Vlad the Impaler
A recent poll asked participants to name who they thought was the most evil person in history. The results, while not entirely surprising, did say a lot about … Read more
Argus Has Fun with the News: The Conventions & More
A Colorado school refused to allow a third-grader to wear his Peyton Manning jersey to class because the number is a gang number, the news reported. The policy … Read more
Star Trek Trivia: One Episode Actually Partially Filmed in Space
On the 46th anniversary of Star Trek, dedicated Trekkie breaks big news Saturday marks the 46th anniversary of Star Trek: The Original Series, and as such, there are … Read more
High Atop the Deep Bench
And now a few words on the Democratic National Convention (and their deep bench), which was ALSO interrupted by bad weather, and from this we can deduce that … Read more
Chris Matthews Goes Nuts Over Democratic Mini-Convention Announcement
The Democratic Party has been overwhelmed with the success of its National Convention in Charlotte, NC this week. In fact, reports like those from Chris Matthews have it … Read more
Paul Ryan: ‘Honest Abe Lincoln Inspires Every Speech’
‘My grandfather hung out with him,’ says VP candidate Ryan Paul Ryan is back out on the stump this week, feeling good after what many called an “incredibly … Read more
Ryan Loses it; Tells Romney to Walk Like a Man
Paul Ryan told his boss, Mitt Romney, to “walk like a man” Friday, after having “had enough” of watching the Mittster walk “like a baby” to and from … Read more
Group Demands Donald Trump Reveal Birth Certificate, Prove He’s Not a Space Alien
Could The Donald simply be an alien transport vehicle? Group says birth certificate would settle the question An independent group of concerned citizens is demanding that Donald Trump … Read more
Are You Ready For Immortality?
According to ABC News, “Business Insider” and other sources, phrases such as “Nobody lives forever” and “death and taxes” could become quaint relics in just a few decades, … Read more
