Melting Glaciers Making Really Nice Ice Cubes for the Inuit
Inuit determined to make the best of disappearing glaciers GREENLAND — Glaciers located at the Earth’s poles continue to melt at a remarkable rate, alarming both scientists and … Read more
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Country on High Alert as Bush Family Threatens U.S. with Yet Another Bush in the White House
Could the U.S. survive another Bush family member in the White House? News sources have concurred that not one, but two other members of the Bush family are … Read more
Corporatizing Animals — from Cuteness to Cruelty
Hiding animal cruelty behind a cute facade Both the old and new media agree on this: If you need a story that’s guaranteed to be wildly popular — … Read more
Two Little Words
You can spend a lifetime figuring out who you really are. As I approach my 60th birthday, I‘m finally closing in on the truth. At the very least, … Read more
The World’s Policeman Stops for a Donut
World’s policeman conflicted by the concept of conflict Well, this is odd. The heck with an exit strategy. We can’t even work out an admittance maneuver. The automatic … Read more
GOP Holding Pattern: The News, Reported in Cartoon Form!
The GOP is between a rock and a Tea Party The Republican Party is in a tough spot… so they’re trying to reach out. The Teapublicans keep them … Read more
The Poor Tortured Tomato of Agribusiness
Tomato tinkerers go back to the drawing board Warning: Agribusiness is in the lab again, molesting the “molecular machineries” of Mother Nature’s tomato. Actually, it’s the already-machined, industrial … Read more
Pied Piper of the Potomac
The Pied Piper of the Potomac blows a patriotic tune Got to forgive presidential and congressional staffers for covering their ears and singing “la la la” at the … Read more
Ahhh! Poor Widdle Football Players Hurt Their Widdle Heads and Want to Sue
Poor NFL players got widdle concussions and want to sue their sugar daddies … WUSSIES!!! Former professional football players have just announced that they are seeking millions of … Read more
Nutritionist Predicts 80% of Mississippi Population Will Die by 2018
Mississippi: A weighty issue Current statistics show that the people of Mississippi are the fattest in the nation weighing in at an average of 197 lbs. for a … Read more
