The Stealth Convention
And now a few words about the Republican National Convention. AKA: Women with Big Hair and the Men in White Shoes Who Love Them. And white certainly was … Read more
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Liberal Plan to Bow Out of Elections Has GOP in a Quandary
There is talk on the liberal front of actually folding up tables, picking up sticks, throwing in the towel, and calling it quits, after witnessing one of the … Read more
Ann Romney Counts the Ways She Shouldn’t Be Considered Blessed
Ann Romney gave the first speech of her political life Tuesday night as a potential first lady and by most accounts, she was said to have done a … Read more
Could John Lennon Have Foreseen Paul Ryan While Writing Nowhere Man?
Nowhere Man?"/>Folks just can’t stop talking about Paul Ryan’s speech last night, which, according to many, was riddled with inaccuracies and outright lies. One person, who studies prophetical writings, … Read more
Obama Discusses Emergency Preparations for Tropical Storm Isaac
President calls Isaac a ‘legitimate tropical storm,’ and is confident Republicans have ways of shutting that whole thing down By Matt Rock, PardonthePundit.com President Obama spoke earlier today … Read more
Workshops Planned to Keep GOP Convention Attendees Out of Trouble
Strip clubs historically a popular destination for the ‘family values’ crowd at GOP conventions The GOP Convention is finally here, and lest you think it will be all … Read more
Pat Robertson: ‘We Did It! We Prayed Away the Gay!’
‘We feared there were just too many gays in Tampa, but we out-prayed ’em,’ says televangelist Pat Robertson Pat Robertson today, on his 700 Club TV show, declared … Read more
Jesus Announces Run in 2012 Election, Conservatives Have a Conniption
Jesus Christ Himself has announced His candidacy for the President of the United States in 2012 Rather than commencing with the long awaited Second Coming, the Big Three … Read more
Where Are All the Hellfire and Brimstone Preachers When You Need Them?
Hurricane Isaac Sets its Sites on the Republican National Convention: But the Preachers Have Gone Silent! HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!!! Where are all the Hellfire and Brimstone preachers … Read more
Oh, My Akin Ideology!
Mining humor out of Missouri Senate hopeful Todd Akin’s barrage of claptrap is tougher than eating frozen jerky in a rowboat on the eyewall of Hurricane Isaac. Normally, … Read more
