Totes Cray Cray: California!
California — mellow to the max, you best believe Due to recent massive chirpage from a group of wicked haters, now is the time for all good brahs and … Read more
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TONIGHT! Will Durst’s all-new “BoomeRaging: From LSD to OMG” in Sacramento
The Humor Times presents comedian Will Durst in the exclusive Sacramento area premiere of his new show You don’t have to be a baby boomer to enjoy five-time … Read more
UN Demands that United States Drop ‘United’ from Name
Officials respond that nation is united in its divisiveness The UN Security Council has put forth a petition demanding that the United States of America drop the term … Read more
Look Out — Here Comes the New Border-Industrial Complex
Border “security” means big bucks for “starving” defense contractors “Good fences make good neighbors,” goes the old adage. That civilizing thought refers to such friendly structures as the … Read more
Florida: 7 Rows of 7 Stars
Has Florida gone too far this time? No, they did that a long time ago. That’s it. Over. Finished. Done with Florida. Consider our long-distance love affair officially … Read more
Breaking Bad Candy Store Now Offering Build-Your-Own Meth Lab Play Set
Now you can watch your own kids “breaking bad” NEW MEXICO — Somewhere in the quiet suburbs of Albuquerque, set against the backdrop of the Sandia mountain range, … Read more
Duck Dynasty’s Uncle Si Fires Assistant Over Clean Tea Cup
Poor Uncle Si, Duck Dynasty may never be the same Anyone who watches A&E‘s hit reality show “Duck Dynasty” is familiar with not only Uncle Si, but his … Read more
After Daring Crash Rescue, Newly Minted Hero Zimmerman Goes on Do-Gooder Spree
George Zimmerman always wanted to be a cop, now he’s one better: A serial hero! According to news reports, a few days after George Zimmerman was acquitted of … Read more
Blessed are the Rich
For the rich giveth by taking away One thing I’ve come to value in the last couple of years is the altruism and keen economic insights of the … Read more
National Debt Forces U.S. to Give Away States
U.S. settles with creditors, erases the national debt — unfortunately, also erases the nation The National Debt has reached $16 trillion. In an effort to pay off this … Read more
