Revealed: Mitt Romney Would Prefer to Trade Places with Paul Ryan
Was his introduction of Paul Ryan as “the next president” actually a Freudian slip? Mitt Romney has asked the GOP to look into the possibility of trading his … Read more
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Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, Paul Ryan…Ryan O’Neal?
As we all know by now, Mitt Romney has selected Paul Ryan as his running mate. Many Republicans are coming forward and saying this is no coincidence due … Read more
Warning: ‘Blowout’ Blowing Hot Air
‘Blowout salons’ preying on sheer laziness I read something in USA Today that really blew me away. There’s an explosion of chains of chic hair salons that don’t … Read more
KFC Loves Gays with John Goodman (Video)
Seen & Heard on the Web: KFC takes advantage of the Chick-fil-A controversy: ‘We love the gays!’ Colonel Sanders is back with a message for Chick-fil-A and chicken … Read more
Greener Than Thou: Saving the Earth, One Smackdown at a Time
Sometimes your efforts toward saving the earth can really annoy Terry reaches over and shuts off the water as his wife brushes her teeth. “You don’t need to … Read more
News of the World: The Year 2020
Sinead O’Connor becomes first Popess and more: Europe and News of the World in 2020 News of the World highlights: Reuters — April 1, 2020: SWITZERLAND – The … Read more
Obama Praises Papa John’s for Threatening to Raise Pizza Prices
Health-conscious presidential couple back Papa John’s decision The CEO and founder of Papa John’s Pizza, John Schnatter, has recently come out against Obamacare, declaring that if the President’s … Read more
The Barack Obama Election-Year Decathlon
With the Free World Leader Gold Medal at stake, the incumbent has been showing off some pretty impressive election-year moves Planetary props to the City of London for … Read more
President Obama Relieved Catholic Cardinal Withdraws Invite to Al Smith Dinner
An invite prematurely sent to President Obama and GOP Presidential candidate, Mitt Romney to attend a traditional Al Smith Dinner hosted by the Archbishop of New York created quite … Read more
Pat Robertson Blames Lack of Belief in God on Atheists
‘Atheists would all go to hell, except they don’t believe in it,’ says televangelist After the tragic shooting at a Sikh temple near Milwaukee that left 6 people … Read more
