Privacy-gate! The News, as Reported in Cartoon Form
We all enjoy our privacy, and getting away… but the gov’t says it needs to keep a watchful eye. The president tried to reassure citizens… but somehow people … Read more
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Apple Cancels iPhone 5, Re-releases Original Palm Pilot
After iPhone troubles, basic palm pilot seen as glitch-free product to reboot company Apple CEO Tim Cook, looking to go in another direction with the company, revealed his … Read more
Lost Journal: At the Help Desk, the Customer is Always Angry
Journal entry: November 7, 1997 (age 28) — Help Desk The only thing worse than calling a computer help desk is taking that call at a computer help … Read more
Fireworks in the Fog
Transcending partisanship: Fireworks & barbeque Aaaah. Fourth of July. The Great American Holiday. Dead-solid-center summer. Picnics, baseball, watermelon, fireworks, fifth graders flying past with red, white and blue … Read more
Texas GOP Unleashes Political Quackery on Women’s Reproductive Rights
Reproductive rights defended by brave lone woman over brutish GOP tactics A few years ago, during consideration of a bill being pushed by a Republican elder in the … Read more
The Bad Haircut Blues
Bad Haircut Blues I have an appalling new haircut. I’d injured my leg, which made the long drive to my usual salon out of the question. But my … Read more
Gay Marriage & Rainbow Babies
Congratulations, gay marriage advocates — you now have the legal right to be as miserable as the rest of us The U.S. Supreme Court must love the nightlife, … Read more
A Bad-Ass Review: Just How Bad is Dave Barry’s ‘Book of Bad Songs’?
A Bad-Ass Review: Dave Barry’s ‘Book of Bad Songs’ Dave Barry wrote a book about bad songs. Fully 2/3rds of the songs he writes about are songs that … Read more
Serve Banksters or Serve the Poor? Congress Reinterprets Jesus
Rich vs Poor: Thank God for Congress, right? When things get out of balance in America, we can always count on our legislative stalwarts to recalibrate the scales … Read more
Kim and Kanye Name Baby ‘North West’ Because ‘Latitude’ and ‘Longitude’ Taken
Kim and Kanye: “At least we didn’t name it ‘North By Northwest’!” Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, forever in the public eye (somewhere between the iris and the … Read more
