Argus Hamilton Comments on the News: Paula Deen & Much More
Paula Deen & the N-word and much more Paula Deen said she uses the N-word when joking and suggested that black waiters dress like slaves. Things even out. … Read more
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Alien No More: The Immigration Bill’s Long, Slow Slog
The immigration bill might actually get passed. Some day. Ear to the ground, everybody. Listen close. You can hear it coming. Could be a while. Might be a … Read more
Repeal the Patriot Act
The Patriot Act: It’s b-a-a-a-ck! It’s back. The Patriot Act — that grotesque, ever-mutating, hydra-headed monstrosity from the Bush-Cheney Little Shop of Horrors — has risen again, this time … Read more
The New Weathermen: A Poem
All hands on deck, three storms are abrewin’ Our ship of state is headin’ for ruin Gotta lighten the load to keep us all free No time to … Read more
Freedom of Too Much Information
Yes, they’re going after terrorists, but our information is in the queue too… just in case We are all celebrities now. Ever since we won Time Magazine’s Person … Read more
Father’s Day: Can It Survive?
In another 20 years or so will there even be a Father’s Day? My son Gideon (age nine) assures me that he will be a good father someday, … Read more
A Letter from Your Ever-Vigilant Friends at the NSA
Think of us at the NSA as your invisible friends Dear U.S. Citizen, Please accept our most egregiously sincere apologies here at the NSA for the difficulties and … Read more
Eric Holder in New Summer Blockbuster: DOJBall!
A performance by Eric Holder and his all-star cast that America won’t soon forget In theaters now! If you liked Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn’s performance in the … Read more
Deaf 3-Year Old Student Arrested for Bringing Finger-Gun to School
Keeping schools safe: Yet another student arrested Hunter Spanjer, who also goes by “Little John Wayne” or the “Tiny Terminator,” depending on the social situation, became the latest … Read more
Will Write for Crab Cakes
At our age, a new writing partner is much better than a newborn By Roz Warren (and Janet Golden) I’m a humor writer. My work appears in magazines … Read more
