Lost Journal: Special BONUS Column Commentary
Journal entry: January 29, 2008 (age 38) Hi, my name is Tim Mollen, and I’m the writer of “Lost Journal.” Welcome to the special, bonus commentary track for … Read more
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Woman Claims It Is What It Is Wasn’t What It Was
If it is what it is, why is it not what it seems? A New Jersey woman has brought charges against a local yoga instructor for misleading her … Read more
Will Durst’s 2013 Political Animal Awards
Warning: It’s awards season. But I’m here to help. Hey! You! Yes, you. Sorry. Just trying to get your attention to impart an important warning here. For the … Read more
Glenn Beck Saves Show by Not Offering Job to Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin, half-term pundit, is still looking for a job God knows I love her, but we can’t have that kinda crazy around here. ~ Glenn Beck Glenn … Read more
JPMorgan: Jamie Got Punished
The sad tale of poor Jamie Dimon, JPMorgan’s CEO If you are sensitive to stories of human suffering and economic hardship, let me warn you that the following … Read more
Obama’s Parallax Inauguration
Astronomers have a name for the phenomenon of an object appearing to be in different places, depending on the perspective from which it is viewed. It’s known as … Read more
Super Bowl: Packer Backer Quackers
It’s probably good the Pack is not in the Super Bowl this year A few months before the start of the Super Bowl game a few years back, … Read more
Obesity Vaccine Wins FDA Approval
Fast Food: No Worries About Obesity Means Even More Bacon Options in Kids Meals Washington, DC – The Food and Drug Administration has given final approval on a … Read more
From COPS to Pot Farmers: How Reality TV Has Done a 360
COPS to Pot Farmers: How Reality TV Has Done a 360"/>Getting high on reality TV Everyone who is a fan of reality television knows that COPS is credited with being the first reality-based show on television. A staple … Read more
NRA Members Suffering from Selective Hearing Disorder
I SAID, “NRA MEMBERS SUFFERING FROM HEARING DISORDER”! Scientific study of NRA members shows they have a vacillating hearing problem, in which they hear certain things in clarity, … Read more
