Ann Romney Offered Job as Latest ‘Real Housewife’ on Bravo
Bravo network has reportedly offered Ann Romney a chance to become the latest real housewife to appear in their wildly popular reality series Real Housewives. The offer comes … Read more
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Shaking the Fleas off the Dog: Romney Launches “I Am Rubber, You Are Glue” Strategy
Remember way back when his own staffer said Mitt Romney had the convictions of an Etch-A-Sketch? Well, stand back, because as we speak, the former governor of Massachusetts … Read more
Romney Chooses Running Mate: ‘My Enforcer, Ted Nugent’
‘If they don’t like it, they can suck on this!’ said Nugent, holding his trademark machine gun Mitt Romney shocked political pundits everywhere when he named Ted Nugent … Read more
Allah, God and Jehovah Were Strolling…
Allah, God and Jehovah were walking along a heavenly path, arguing as usual. “Your people are causing trouble again and again and again!” God scolded Allah. “Well, if … Read more
Rethinking “Rethinking Heaven”
By Danny Tyree The cover story in the April 16 Time magazine (“Rethinking Heaven”) reveals that the 85 percent of Americans who believe in an afterlife are not … Read more
Look in the Sky…It’s Mayor Cory Booker!
Recently released FBI statistics show that crime in Newark New Jersey has plummeted 75 percent, ever since Mayor Cory Booker began his one-man night patrols around the once … Read more
Political Activist Group Petition Drive Runs Amok
The Political Activist Group “Making Change” is reaching out to their contributor base, asking for ideas for new petitions to keep the heat on Washington and Wall Street. … Read more
One Day of GOP News Feed
Glen Beck: Most Americans are in bed with absolute evil and worshiping Baal
“One of the problems we have even as Christians is I’ll guarantee you most Christians cannot tell you the two parables Jesus taught about capital gains tax, nor can the te…
Angrier Birds: The Republican Primary Race
By Will Durst Some small-minded pundits are guaranteed to grouchily opine this is neither the time nor the place to be re-circulating unfounded conspiracy theories. Then again, mightn’t … Read more
Restaurant Chain in North Korea Closes as Food Aid Cancelled
PYONGYANG – A new restaurant chain in North Korea delayed the launch of several new locations after the United States announced it would no longer provide food aid … Read more
